The Best 6 Despicable Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Despicable jokes. There are some despicable pitiful jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these despicable braveheart puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Despicable Jokes and Puns

If life was like middle school

Judge: In all my years on the bench, I have never seen a more despicable criminal. You robbed, assaulted, and tortured the victim simply for the thrill of it. Do you have anything to say before I sentence you?

Criminal: Nope

Judge: I hereby sentence you to forty years in a maximum security prison. I also sentence the victim to forty years in prison.

Victim: Wait- what? That doesn't make any sense! *He* attacked *me*!

Judge: I don't care who started it.

Lawyers are like mustard gas

When used by the enemy, it's a vile, dirty, despicable trick.

When used by your side, it's perfectly justifiable.

What did Ed Sheeran say when he finished Despicable Me for the 3rd time?

I'm in love with the shape of Gru

What is the most despicable yet funny joke you've ever heard? A joke you almost felt bad for laughing at?

Obviously Halocaust jokes are a given. Those get really messed up. But what's the most NSFW, despicable joke you've ever laughed out loud at?

Why is Despicable Me's protagonist so tall?

He Gru


What type of plant is commonly regarded as the most despicable & evil within Plant World?

The rapeseed.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the despicable deplorable jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working despicable repulsive piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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