The Best 13 Desktop Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Desktop jokes. There are some desktop folder jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these desktop laptop puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Desktop Jokes and Puns

Last night I woke up, startled, to a female's voice coming from my desktop. Hello, it said, It's me.

Upon further inspection,
I realized it was just
a Dell.

How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders

1. Go to your Desktop and make a new folder named Internet Explorer
2. Change the folder's icon to Internet Explorer
3. Keep it in your favorite corner of the desktop

Now, no one will open internet explorer!

A documentary about the history of the computer desktop was recently given an R rating...

Turns out every icon was a little graphic.

Desktop joke, A documentary about the history of the computer desktop was recently given an R rating...

Computer joke of the day!

>Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."

A chemistry teacher is having problems with her desktop...

So she asks the class:
"How do I unfreeze my computer?"

After a few seconds, one student raises their hand and responds:
"What's the melting point?"


How to check whether you have a fast PC...

Click anywhere on your desktop (not on icon).

Quickly press on keyboard Ctrl+A then Enter.

So you will know.

I like my women like I like my downloads...

...unzipped and on my desktop.

Desktop joke, I like my women like I like my downloads...

So, my wife installed Windows 10 on my desktop.

That's it. That's the joke. Now I have to wipe the hard drive and reload everything.

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We have desktops and laptops.....

..... shouldn't our phones be called handtops?

[Pickup Line] Do you hold up the KDE desktop environment?

Because you're a QT!

Guy calls to HR:

- Hi. I'd like to discuss IT security specialist position at your company.
- Ok. Send your CV, please.
- You already have it at your desktop.

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Seasick jokes

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?
The Navy blues

What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time?
The Dock

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the desktop typed jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working desktop dell piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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