Desktop Jokes
17 desktop jokes and hilarious desktop puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about desktop that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Desktop Short Jokes
Short desktop jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The desktop humour may include short dashboard jokes also.
- Last night I woke up, startled, to a female's voice coming from my desktop. Hello, it said, It's me. Upon further inspection,
I realized it was just
a Dell. - A documentary about the history of the computer desktop was recently given an R rating... Turns out every icon was a little graphic.
- How to check whether you have a fast PC... Click anywhere on your desktop (not on icon).
Quickly press on keyboard Ctrl+A then Enter.
So you will know. - So, my wife installed Windows 10 on my desktop. That's it. That's the joke. Now I have to wipe the hard drive and reload everything.
!&÷$#*choice_words♡*!@# - Guy calls to HR: - Hi. I'd like to discuss IT security specialist position at your company.
- Ok. Send your CV, please.
- You already have it at your desktop. - Seasick jokes What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?
The Navy blues
What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time?
The Dock
- 15 Insane Desktop Backgrounds That Are Bullying Poor Little Internet Explorer | zirsa.com
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Desktop One Liners
Which desktop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with desktop? I can suggest the ones about apps and window.
- What do you call a singing desktop computer? A Dell.
- I like my women like I like my downloads... ...unzipped and on my desktop.
- We have desktops and laptops..... ..... shouldn't our phones be called handtops?
- [Pickup Line] Do you hold up the KDE desktop environment? Because you're a QT!
![Desktop joke, [Pickup Line] Do you hold up the KDE desktop environment?](/images/jokes/desktop-jokes-pickup-line-do-you-hold-up-the-kde-desktop-environ.jpg "Desktop joke, [Pickup Line] Do you hold up the KDE desktop environment?")
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What funny jokes about desktop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean computer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make desktop pranks.
How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders
1. Go to your Desktop and make a new folder named Internet Explorer
2. Change the folder's icon to Internet Explorer
3. Keep it in your favorite corner of the desktop
Now, no one will open internet explorer!
Computer joke of the day!
>Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."
A chemistry teacher is having problems with her desktop...
So she asks the class:
"How do I unfreeze my computer?"
After a few seconds, one student raises their hand and responds:
"What's the melting point?"
