Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Desktop Jokes
Last night I woke up, startled, to a female's voice coming from my desktop. Hello, it said, It's me.
Upon further inspection,
I realized it was just
a Dell.
How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders
1. Go to your Desktop and make a new folder named Internet Explorer
2. Change the folder's icon to Internet Explorer
3. Keep it in your favorite corner of the desktop
Now, no one will open internet explorer!
A documentary about the history of the computer desktop was recently given an R rating...
Turns out every icon was a little graphic.
Computer joke of the day!
>Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."
What do you call a singing desktop computer?
A Dell.
A chemistry teacher is having problems with her desktop...
So she asks the class:
"How do I unfreeze my computer?"
After a few seconds, one student raises their hand and responds:
"What's the melting point?"
How to check whether you have a fast PC...
Click anywhere on your desktop (not on icon).
Quickly press on keyboard Ctrl+A then Enter.
So you will know.
I like my women like I like my downloads...
...unzipped and on my desktop.
So, my wife installed Windows 10 on my desktop.
That's it. That's the joke. Now I have to wipe the hard drive and reload everything.
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We have desktops and laptops.....
..... shouldn't our phones be called handtops?
[Pickup Line] Do you hold up the KDE desktop environment?
Because you're a QT!
You can explore desktop macs reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean desktop screenshot dad jokes. There are also desktop puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Guy calls to HR:
- Hi. I'd like to discuss IT security specialist position at your company.
- Ok. Send your CV, please.
- You already have it at your desktop.
Seasick jokes
What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?
The Navy blues
What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time?
The Dock
