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America vs Russia
An American and a Russian are arguing about freedom in their respective countries. The American says proudly: I can walk into the Oval Office anytime, I can pound the president's desk, and I can say, Mr. President, I don't like the way you're running our country."
The Russian replies nonchalantly: "Yes sir, I can do that too. I can go into the Kremlin to the President's office, I can pound his desk and say, Comrade President, I don't like the way President Biden's running his country.''
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Did you know the oval office is full of money?
There's a w**... of bill's under the desk
A teacher said to her class
A teacher said to her class, "Right, i'm going to hold something under the desk and i want you to guess it. This one is round and red." Little Timmy's hand shot up, but he was ignored. "It's a plum miss," said a girl. "no it's an apple, but i like your thinking. The next one is oval shaped and green." The teacher ignored Little Timmy again and a boy said, "It's a kiwi miss." No, it's a guana, but i like your thinking." Little Timmy said, " I got one miss, its stiff, about an inch long and with a red nib." "Timmy, thats disgusting!" shouted the teacher. " no it's a match, but i like your thinking." Said Little Timmy.
An American and a Russian are arguing about their two countries,
The American said, Look, in my country I can walk into the Oval Office, I can pound the president's desk and say, Mr.President, I don't like the way you're running our country. .
And the Russian said, I can do that.
The American said, You can?
He says, Yes, I can go into the Kremlin to the General Secretary's office, pound his desk and say, Mister General Secretary, I don't like the way President Reagan's running his country. .
(This joke was originally told by Ronald Reagan)
An American and a Russian are talking
The American says to the Russian, "I feel bad for you folks. You don't have any freedom. In my country, I can march right up to the White House, walk right into the Oval Office, pound my fist on the president's desk and say 'Mr. President, I don't like the way you're running the United States.'"
The Russian says, "I can do that too."
"You can?" Replies the American
"Sure. I can march right up to the Senate building, walk right into the Presidential Cabinet, pound my fist on the president's desk and say 'Mr. President, I don't like the way you're running the United States.'"
An American an Russian were arguing about whose country is the best...
The American said, "Look, in America I can walk into the Oval Office, I can pound the President's desk and say Mr President, I don't like the way you're running our country."
The Russian said, "I can do that."
The American asked, "You can?"
The Russian replied, "Yes, in my country I can go to the Kremlin, to President Putin's office, pound his desk and say Mr. President, I don't like the way President Trump is running his country."
Joke by: Anonymous Source (Definitely not Comey)
Reagan's Soviet Joke
(All credit goes to Ron)
An American and a Russian are talking about their countries. The American starts to brag; "In my country, I can walk into the Oval Office, slam my fist on the president's desk, and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way you're running this country!"
The russian appears unimpressed and says "We can do that in my country." The American says "Really?" Mhm." says the Russian. "I can walk right into the Kremlin, slam my fist on Gorbachev's desk and say "I don't like the way President Reagan is running his country."
An American and a Russian get into an argument about their governments
The American said,"In my country I can walk into the oval office, pound the president's desk and say, 'President Reagan, I don't like the way you are running our country.'"
The Russian said,"I can do that."
The American said,"You can?"
The Russian said,"Yes, I can go into the Kremlin to the General Secretary's office, pound his desk and say,'Mr.Gorbachev, I don't like the way President Reagan is running this country.'"
Source : Ronald Reagan
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