The Best 5 Desk Drawer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Desk Drawer jokes. There are some desk drawer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these desk drawer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Desk Drawer Jokes and Puns

Three nuns are gossiping about a priest.

The first nun said, "I was going through father's desk and found pornographic magazines in his drawer."

The second nun gasped and asked, "What did you do with them?"

"I burned them."

The second nun then said, "I was going through father's drawers and found a box of condoms."

The first nun gasped and asked, "What did you do with them?"

"I poked holes in them."

The third nun fainted.

Three nuns are talking after having cleaned the priest's desk.

The first one says "I found nude pictures on his desk so I tore them".

The second one says "good for you sister. I found condoms in his drawer so I put holes in them".

The third nun fainted.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

An old man was accounting manager in a company.



Every day when he was coming to office, at his desk, he was opening the drawer, seeing something in it very carefully, then he was closing the drawer back.

After twenty years of work at the same position, one day he died.

After his funeral, his colleagues came to his office to check out what was in his drawer, they opened the drawer, in a piece of paper very bold it was written "Debit Left, Credit Right"

Q: How long does it take for a workplace bully to come up with a patentable new invention?

A: It depends: If the designer's desk drawer is locked, about 5 minutes, otherwise, under a minute.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the desk drawer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working desk drawer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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