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Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?
He didn't like dealing with reservations.
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A guy accidently calls his boss
Guy: I want a black coffee on my desk right now!
Boss: Do you not know who you're dealing with?!!
Guy: No, who is this?
Boss: Your boss...
Guy: Oh...Well do you not know who you're talking with?!!
Boss: No, i dont.
Guy: Thank god. *Hangs up*
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A government is doing really bad and is very likely to lose the election.
So they gather the cabinet to deal with the situation.
"Guys we do not go well, we will lose power, we will lose everything. We need to do something" the prime minister said.
A minister pops up and says: "We will redecorate! We will change desks, chairs, sofas, floors, curtains, everything will be changed."
The others also agree and start to make plans.
So sometime later, the maid comes inside, and she sees them so upset all working hard making plans, and says: "What about you guys, What is going on?"
"We do not go well as government and we are changing the decoration" they reply.
The maid shrugs tentatively.
"Why do you react like that?"
"What can I tell you guys" she answers. "Before I came here for work, I used to work in a brothel. And when business didn’t go well, we did not change the furniture, but the h**...."
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