The Best 5 Desist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Desist jokes. There are some desist halt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these desist renounce puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Desist Jokes and Puns

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

What's a pirate's favorite legal document?

A seas and desist!

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor-*cease and desist*.

138 santas nation wide being served with cease and desist orders.

3000 mothers are protesting the use of sexist language across the country chanting Ho Ho Ho has got to go ...

A co-worker would not stop replying to emails with the entire company added in...

....his Boss issued him a **CC**ease and desist.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the desist transporter jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working desist blin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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