Designer Bag Jokes
3 designer bag jokes and hilarious designer bag puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about designer bag that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Designer Bag Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good designer bag joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
So a rich Blonde is...
Flying over the Everglades when her private jet has a malfunction and crashes.
Having survived the c**... she graps her designer bag, puts on her $1000 shoes and stumbles over to the exit where the captain is opening the door.
taking one look over the wild swamp outside she first looks desidedly unhappy but to the captains surprise she then lightens up, turns to him and smiles.
"Oh, Well. at least they got rescue boats from LaCoste"
I met a girl who's family is so loaded...
even the bags under her eyes are designer
A Blonde hard up for cash kidnaps a kid at the park.
She writes a random note:
I have your son. If you want to see him again, tonight leave a bag with $500 under a park bench by the pond.
PS. No cops!
- Blonde.
Realizing that she has no idea where to send it and not wanting to expose herself in the first place, she smartly sends the kid home to deliver her menacing missive.
The following morning she arrives at the designated bench and underneath finds a bag with the money and a note:
How could you do this to your fellow Blonde???
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