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47 designated jokes and hilarious designated puns to laugh out loud. Read bar jokes about designated that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

No designated driver needed to get a laugh at this funny collection of designated jokes. From jokes about assigned seating to one, two, three entry jokes, you'll find the perfect punchline for any occasion. Don't miss out on the laugh with these designated jokes!

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Short designated jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The designated humour may include short designed jokes also.

  1. Sad news....I lost my job as a stage designer, I wasn't very happy but left without making a scene.
  2. Really enjoying my new life aboard the giant space station designed to solve Earth's overpopulation problem . Just a bit weird how the sun gets slightly bigger in my cabin window every day.
  3. I was wrongly fired from my job as a stage designer today... I left without making a scene.
  4. My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.
  5. What's the difference between IKEA and Theresa May? A cabinet designed by IKEA doesn't fall apart so easily.
  6. How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb? Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
  7. a graphic designer, an astrophysicist, a dentist and an electrician walk into a bar it was queen and they were playing their first gig
  8. I want to start an interior design company, I'm going to call it 9/11 because it's an inside job.
  9. There were plans to change the design of the 21st letter of the alphabet but Ed Sheeran stopped them He's in love with the shape of u
  10. I've designed an aeroplane made entirely from rubber, so if it crashed, it would bounce It's a boing 747

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Designated One Liners

Which designated one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with designated? I can suggest the ones about assigned and marked.

  1. I have designed a website for orphans there isn't a home page
  2. I just finished designing a website for an orphanage There isn't a home page
  3. I have a fear of over-designed buildings. I have a complex complex complex.
  4. What was spider Man's major in college? Web Design.
  5. What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers? The designated driver.
  6. Who designed King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference.
  7. I was asked to help design the first Monopoly board... I thought, I'll give it a Go.
  8. I quietly left my job as a set designer... I didn't want to make a scene.
  9. I designed a rubber airplane that is crashproof. It's called the Boing 747
  10. You heard about the new Jewish designed car? It stops on a dime... & picks it up.
  11. The dumpling became a fashion designer because it knew how to dress to impress.
  12. I want to design a pencil with an eraser on both ends. People say it's pointless though.
  13. What is a video game art designer's favorite soft drink? Sprite.
  14. Just got fired from my job as a set designer. I left without making a scene.
  15. I started up a poster design company called "Original Poster" We don't deliver.

Designated Driver Jokes

Here is a list of funny designated driver jokes and even better designated driver puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why does every state have 2 senators? So that one can be the designated driver.
    (overheard an old man at a garage sale telling this).
  • There are so many obnoxious people in the world, but do you know who really drives me to drink? Designated Drivers.
  • If Tarzan and Jane were Irish what would that make Cheetah? The designated driver....
  • Only beer for me. I'm the designated driver.
  • Last night, my friends and I drank beer and pretended to be golf clubs. I was the designated driver.
  • Random person: I'm the best designated driver... Me: hold my beer
  • What do you call a firmware developer that doesn't drink? The designated driver
  • Microsoft's designated Chauffeur was killed in a car accident. Unfortunately he was to blame for it...
    Now, the company needs a driver update.
  • I hate being the designated driver. My friends need to get better at golf.
  • The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
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Amusing & Witty Designated Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about designated you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean dedicated jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make designated prank.

Apple woke up their lead designer in the middle of the night

To ask him about ideas for the new iPhone.
The disgruntled designer told them "j**...".
The marketing department found the idea fantastic.

lego bricks are like b**......

...They're designed for kids, but it's the grown-ups who have more fun with them. Oh, and it hurts when someone steps on them.

Who designed the human body?

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints!"
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through the recreational area?"

God must be an engineer.

Three engineering students are discussing what sort of God
must have designed the human body. The first says, 'God must be a mechanical engineer.
Look at all the joints."
The second says,"I think God must be an electrical engineer. The nervous system has thousands of electrical connections." The third says, "Actually, God is a civil engineer.
Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

A mechanical, electrical, and civil engineer were discussing God.

The mechanical engineer said, God had to have been a mechanical engineer. Look at the skeleton and how it's designed.
The electrical engineer said, No, no, no. God was an electrical engineer. Look at the nervous system and the way it works.
The civil engineer said, God had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a waste disposal pipeline through a great recreational area?

My girlfriend and I were shopping today. We saw that t**... had designed Olympic sponsored Condoms? I told here we had to buy some...

What's so special about them?
They have 3 colors: Gold, Silver and Bronze.
And what color are you going to wear tonight?
Gold, obviously!
Why not Silver? It'd be great if you could come second for a change.

Three Engineers are eating lunch together and arguing.

The mechanical engineer is adamant that God must be a mechanical engineer because the human body is so well designed. The software engineer is just as sure that God must be a software engineer as the human mind is the most sophisticated software in the known universe. Suddenly they stop arguing and look at the civil engineer, "you've been awefully quiet?"
"Well it's pretty obvious that God isn't a civil engineer. No civil engineer would combine a recreational area with a sewage treatment plant."

Designated joke, I quietly left my job as a set designer...

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