The Best 49 Design Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Design jokes. There are some design architect jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these design web design puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Design Jokes and Puns
Who designed King Arthur's Round Table?
Sir Cumference.
Last year I took a visual design class...
...and our final exam was to design a fireworks display.
I passed with flying colors.
So Apple made a spinoff of the iPod Touch...
...where you design all its features yourself. The color, storage, apps that come with it, basically everything.
However, it got banned from all Apple stores because of its name, the iTouchMyself.
I was asked to help design the first Monopoly board...
I thought, I'll give it a Go.
What do Porsche and Apple have in common?
New product, same design.
I started up a poster design company called "Original Poster"
We don't deliver.
A structural engineer walked into a bar...
...this is when he realised his building design was flawed.
I heard that Bruno Mars helped design the Apple Watch
Dont believe me? Just watch
What was Spider Man's major in college?
Web Design.
A famous armorer was called to court...
…to demonstrate his new plate design. He set it on a stand in the middle of a grand gallery. The king called in his executioner, a dour and muscular man who prided himself in his ability to slice folk exactly in half, to strike the suit. With a sonorous clang! the executioner's heavy sword bounced off of the chest piece. Frustrated, he pointed an accusatory finger at the armorer and cried This is why we can't halve nice things!
I design castles. AMA!
For this AMA, I'd like to focus on rampart.
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What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?
ex-spearmints
...I wanted to design defensive structures for the city....
as it turns out, not my Forte.
What is the design philosophy of the iPhone 7?
Jack off
I had to stop catering to fat people in the video games I design
They consume the content *way* too fast.
Why did the spider go to college?
To get his degree in web design!
I've decided I'm going to major in computer science and Japanese.
I'm gonna master weeb design.
I want to start an interior design company, I'm going to call it 9/11
because it's an inside job.
I have designed a website for orphans
there isn't a home page
I have a new idea for airplane design.
I'm hoping it'll take off.
A cowboy and architect walk into a bar
The architect challenges anyone who can design the best building in 5 minutes
The cowboy accepts the challenge
The architect and cowboy are handed a pen and paper
The bartender counts them down and says "3..2..1.. draw!"
And the cowboy shoots the architect
The Welsh were the first people to use a sheep's intestine as a condom.
The English improved the design by removing the rest of the sheep prior to use.
I tried to design a piece of paper and my teacher was impressed.
He gave me an A4 effort.
I've gotten a Graphic Design job at a nuclear plant
The pay is not great, but they told me I'd be getting some exposure.
I designed a coin making machine but I couldn't understand why it wasn't working
It just didn't make cents
There were plans to change the design of the 21st letter of the alphabet but Ed Sheeran stopped them
He's in love with the shape of u
What do you call people who design icons in League of Legends?
Lolicons.
I was finally able to satisfy my wife last night.
I let her choose the new kitchen design
The Hardest Day of my Life Was When Our Interior Design Class Went Camping.
It was pretty in tents.
Why is development in airplane engineering so slow?
Everyone is afraid to make a ground breaking design.
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in graphic design
I have over 300 confirmed designs and don't have a single job...
I asked a tattoo artist to tattoo a picture of a pigeon into my pubic region.
He took a look at the picture and agreed to do it for $120.
It looked amazing. So, a couple weeks later, I went back and asked him to give me a matching tattoo on my palm. He looked again at the picture and said, That will be $240.
I said, Why the price jump? You did the exact same design last time for only $120.
He told me, A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
I read that the Welsh invented the condom in the Middle Ages by using a piece of sheep's intestine.
The English later improved the design by taking it out of the sheep first.
Thomas Edison stole the design for a film-playing box from Tesla. Tesla confronted Edison about it, but instead of apologizing he accused Tesla of trying to steal his idea.
Classic case of projection
What kind of career would a spider excel in?
Web design
Hehehe
Jesus and Satan are having a contest
They want to see who is the best programmer.
So the first challenge is screens. It's a tie.
Then Assembly. Tie again.
Web Design. Tie again.
Challenge after challenge nobody is winning. So after like five days the power fails. So they wait for it to come back on. Then when the power come back on Jesus is the clear winner.
Because Jesus saves.
I tried to design a facial recognition system.
But it just wasn't me.
Who designed the human body?
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints!"
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through the recreational area?"
I've designed a bathroom stall door that will open for everyone except British detectives.
It's called a No Shit, Sure-Lock.
What do you call a table whose design can be changed at anytime?
Editable.
The Queen created a beautiful design that I decided to put on a shirt
One day, the Queen of The United Kingdoms designed a beautiful new crest for the royal family and seeing it, I saw an opportunity for profit and began selling t-shirts with the design printed on them thinking that the royal family wouldn't mind.
After several very angry calls from the royal family's lawyers, I found out that I had to pay Her Royalty her royalties for Her Royal Tee's^TM
I've designed the perfect toilet, but I'm struggling to find testers.
No one gives a shit.
I've designed an aeroplane made entirely from rubber, so if it crashed, it would bounce
It's a boing 747
I designed a game where you play as Mike Rowe going shopping.
But it didn't sell very well because of all the Mike Rowe transactions.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he is an architect and he didn't want it in the final design.
New design of glass coffins to help relatives come to terms with their loss.
Remains to be seen.
a marketing mistake
A small business owner walks into a bar and orders a beer. "How's business?" the bartender asks. "Horrible. We had quite a fiasco this week. I had a shipment come in containing 100 high-quality T-shirts that featured a glow-in-the-dark design of a 100 dollar bill on the front. They looked really cool in the catalog when we ordered them, but we didn't sell a single one all week," the business owner complains. "I guess it's true. Money doesn't glow on T's. "
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are asked to design a fence.
The fence is required to contain as much land as possible for the least amount of fence material.
The engineer says "easy, just make a circular fence"
The physicist says, "wait a second! If you build the fence across the equator you'll have an even higher area/fence ratio!"
The mathematician says "amateurs!". He gets up and builds a tiny fence around his feet and proclaims "I declare myself to be on the outside."
My daughter just came in from the shops..
She bought two cardigans - both same design but one black and one white. I said "So that's Cardi A and the other one's..." I got a big groan.
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