The Best 30 Desi Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Desi jokes. There are some desi punjabi jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these desi indian desi puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Desi Jokes and Puns
I have designed a website for orphans
there isn't a home page
Who designed the human body?
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints!"
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through the recreational area?"
Which is the most desired summer body this year?
The antibody.
Who designed King Arthur's Round Table?
Sir Cumference.
I've designed an aeroplane made entirely from rubber, so if it crashed, it would bounce
It's a boing 747
I tried to design a facial recognition system.
But it just wasn't me.
I designed a coin making machine but I couldn't understand why it wasn't working
It just didn't make cents
I designed a game where you play as Mike Rowe going shopping.
But it didn't sell very well because of all the Mike Rowe transactions.
New design of glass coffins to help relatives come to terms with their loss.
Remains to be seen.
I tried to design a piece of paper and my teacher was impressed.
He gave me an A4 effort.
What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?
ex-spearmints
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I've designed a bathroom stall door that will open for everyone except British detectives.
It's called a No Shit, Sure-Lock.
What is the design philosophy of the iPhone 7?
Jack off
I've designed the perfect toilet, but I'm struggling to find testers.
No one gives a shit.
I designed a dungeons and dragons weapon for wizards. It's a magical melee weapon shaped like a tome that uses intellect for damage instead of strength.
I call it "Book Club"
Apart from designers, what profession is the best at making clothes?
Biologists, they work with genes all the time.
I design castles. AMA!
For this AMA, I'd like to focus on rampart.
Whoever designed the octagon was a genius.
But whoever designed the circle definitely cut corners.
I'm designing a new model of jackhammer
It could be ground-breaking technology!
Who designed the Death Star?
Galen, erso I'm told.
Microsoft's designated Chauffeur was killed
in a car accident. Unfortunately he was to blame for it...
Now, the company needs a driver update.
I have designed web site for crippled children
There isn't a back button
What does an Indian-American say after riding a roller coaster?
I'm Desi.
What's a designers job?
Erasing signatures from documents.
What do Indians use to measure sound?
Desi bells
I design fake animal tails. It's for that reason that I'm not exactly popular...
But I've made a few furr ends
I have no desire to see Wonder Woman, I live with Wonder Woman...
I wonder what that woman's mad at now. I wonder what that woman wants for supper. I wonder where that woman put my keys.
Someone should design cargo shorts for the ghost in the Super Mario games...
Y'know, Boo-Khakis.
I designed a website for orphans.
Now they have a voice!
I got designer plasters.
They don't suit everyone but I can pull it off.
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