Desert Storm Jokes
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Desert Storm Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good desert storm joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
An apple
A sudden desert storm had made a traveler lost his direction. The only thing he had was an apple. It was so precious, whenever he was thirsty or hungry, he would only look at the apple, then he would walk again full of hope.
Unfortunately, he still died in the desert. It was written on the police report: He would have walked out of the desert if he had had a Samsung or Nokia.
A camel decided to educate his son who he suspected was getting a little insquisitive...
"Why do we have two humps," asked the son.
"That's so we can go for days without water. We can store it in the humps."
"Why do we have very long eyelashes?
"That," he was told, "is to protect the eyes from sand in a sand storm."
"And why do we have bulbous looking feet?"
"That's so we're can travel twice as fast through the desert."
"Dad," asked the young camel, "What the h**... are we doing in this zoo?"
Polititians
So this bus full of politicians is on it'd way to see the grand canyon. In the middle dof the desert a dust storm hits and the bus crashes widly. An ambulance arrives on the scene and finding the mangled corpses buries all of them on the spot.
The police arrive to investigate for foul play and upon learning that the politicians were already all buried the chief asks, "why would you do that? Were you sure all of them were even dead?"
"Well we did hear a few screams to stop and that 'we're not dead' but of course we all know, you can't trust politicians!"
Corn
Three guys are walking in the desert. They haven't had anything to drink for almost 3 days. They come across an old shack and knock on the door. An old, fat, hairy, repulsive woman opens the door. They ask for a drink and she says only if you f*c**... me. The first guy says "screw that!" And storms off. The 2nd guy notices a plate of corn on the cob laying on the table. He says only if you keep your eyes closed. So he then proceeds to f*c**... her with the corn until she says stop. The 3rd person does the same. They both throw the corn out the window and they get their water. They go outside and see the 1st guy. They tell him to go inside and get the water. But before they could finish the story he says "screw that! I want more of that butterd corn!"
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