Desert Eagle Jokes
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One day I took my pet eagle to school...
But everyone made fun of me and the school authorities took my eagle and complained my parents.
So the next day I took my desert eagle to school.
It was bring your pet to school day
I brought my desert eagle
It's down to two guys at a job interview.
Both of the men interviewing are equally qualified all the way down to eagle scout so the interviewer has an idea. "The one of you that can give me the better poem ending in Timbuktu gets the job." The first guy stands up and says, "Out across the desert sand went a lonely caravan. Underneath the sky so blue, their destination, Timbuktu." The second guy just sat there stunned. He knew he couldn't compete and was about to give up when inspiration struck. "Me and Tim a fishing went when we saw three ladies in a tent. They being three, and we being two, I bucked one and Tim bucked two."
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