The Best 14 Dese Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dese jokes. There are some dese hott jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dese deh puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dese Jokes and Puns

A desert island with six women

A bloke found himself stranded on a desert island with six women. To keep it fair, it was decided he would service a different woman every night and have Mondays free. After a few months the man was exhausted, realising how tiring it was to perform constantly every night except one. Then one day, to his joy, he found a man washed up on the beach who would be able to take some of the workload from him. However, his hopes were shattered when the man's first words were, "Hi, gorgeous, how about the kiss of life?"

'Oh f\*ck,' thinks the man, 'there goes Mondays.'

I deserve an award for beating up a school shooter...

I beat him up every day for nearly a year before he shot up the school.

I believe everyone deserves to be treated equally.

It shouldn't matter if you're brown, black, yellow, or normal!

Dese joke, I believe everyone deserves to be treated equally.

I deserve to be with someone who accepts me for who I am

pretending to be.

The deserted island.

Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp. Inside it is a genie who agrees to grant each friend one wish.

I want to go home, says the first friend. The genie grants her wish.

I want to go home, too, says the second friend. And the genie sends her back home.

I'm lonely, says the third friend. I sure wish my friends were back here."

What desease would you prefer, if you had to choose between Alzheimer's or Parkinson?

I'd choose Alzheimer's...

Better to forget to pay for 2 beers, than spill 3...

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

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A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island.

The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts.

The man thinks to himself, "What if there are other people on the island? Then we won't be stranded!"

He throws coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated.

Everybody looks at him cross.

Then they kick him off the island.

What do you call ex-transvestites filled with nanomachines?

Transformers, robots in dese guys.

What do you deserve and is also a type of bagel?


I think I deserve someone who loves me for the person I am

Pretending to be

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He deserves an accolade at least.

Teacher: What do we call the science of classifying things?

My Kid: RACISM, because Dad always emphasises on it.

When I reached to a desert island I didn't find anybody; so I turned home!

Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle.

They made it to an uninhabited island.

Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing.

Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing.

Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.

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