Descended Jokes
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Funniest Descended Short Jokes
Short descended jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The descended humour may include short descent jokes also.
- What do you call a snobbish criminal falling down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
- I was walking past a prison the other day, and I saw a dwarf in an orange jumpsuit shimmying down the side of the building.
I thought to myself, now that's a little con descending. - What do you call an uppity criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con, descending.
- What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
- What do you call it when Condoleezza rice pushes a stuck-up criminal down a flight of stairs? Conde sending condescending con descending.
- What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
- After Beethoven died and they buried him, you could hear his symphonies from the grave in the descending order, first his symphony No. 9, then No. 8 etc. He was just decomposing.
- what do you call a patronizing criminal walking down stairs a condescending con descending
- What do you call a convicted felon on an escalator? I'm not sure, but I think it's con descending
- What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs in jail? A condescending con descending.
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Descended One Liners
Which descended one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with descended? I can suggest the ones about ascends and departed.
- Size of matter in descending order. Molecule > Atom > Proton > Quark > x on a mobile ad
- What do you call a smug criminal going down stairs? A Condescending Con Descending.
- What do you call a snarky villain walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending
- A smug prisoner went down a flight of stairs. He was a condescending con descending.
- What do you call a rude convict going downstairs? A condescending con descending.
- What's it called when two Slinkys descend the stairs at the same time? Slinkronisation.
- What do you call a? What do you call a convict walking down some stairs?
Con-descending - What do you get when an Investment banker jumps off a cliff? A Con descending Altitude.
- Why do transvestites descend slowly? Because of the drag.
- What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator? A con descending.
- What do you call a criminal dwarf in an escalator? A little con-descending
- What do you call a haughty criminal who skydives out of a plane? Con descending.
- What do you call a know it all crook on an escalator? A condescending con, descending.
- What do you call a descendant of a music note? Son of a pitch!
- What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs? Con-Descending
Silly & Ridiculous Descended Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about descended you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean evolved jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make descended pranks.
A dwarf escaped from prison so he could fulfill his dream to go skydiving.
A dwarf escaped from prison so he could fulfill his dream to go skydiving. (Skydiving is when you jump out of a plane way up in the sky with a parachute to slow your fall) .... Sorry if that was a little con descending.
A sad first attempt at a joke
(It's my first time posting here. Don't blame me for the terrible joke lol)
A lawyer just lost a career making/breaking case so Satan sees this as an opportunity to approach him and make him an offer.
Satan: I will make you the most successful lawyer in history. You will never lose a case again. You will be famous. You will be wealthy beyond your wildest imagination.
Lawyer: What's the catch?
Satan: I want the souls of your parents, your siblings, your spouse, your children and all your future descendants for d**... in h**... for all eternity.
Lawyer: Okay, but what's the catch?
Thought up this one in class today. (OC) "What did the one gravedigger say to the other as they lowered the body of a patronizing embezzler into his grave?"
"It's always nice to see a condescending con descending".
Thor was viewing the earth, when he saw a beautiful milkmaid. He transformed to human form, descended to earth - and seduced her.
They made love for 3 days and 3 nights, then one morning Thor was stood with his back to her, shuttered sunlight streaming through his golden hair and across his massive frame - the very image of godlike perfection. And he spoke.
Darling, I must away from this place he turned round for dramatic effect, then thundered. FOR I, AM THOR!
She replied YOU'RE thor? I can barely thtand!
FBI Investigation.
The phone rings at the FBI headquarters.
"Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding m**... inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call, Sir."
The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes the they bust open every piece of wood, but finds no m**.... They swear at the neighbors and leave. The phone rings at the neighbors house.
"Hey Clifford, did the FBI come?"
"Yep"
"Did they chop the wood?"
"Yep"
"Great, now it's your turn to call. i need my garden plowed."
Who said r**... aren't real smart?
"Hello, is this here the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's drillin' holes in his farwood and hiding m**... inside!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff & his deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they split every piece of wood, but find no m**.... They sneer at Virgil and leave.
The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they split yer farwood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
An elderly classical languages professor goes to Rome for a conference.
He hails a taxi as he leaves the airport, and the driver points to a sign saying "Tell driver your destination". The professor hesitates for a moment. He doesn't speak Italian, but doesn't want the driver to misunderstand his directions in English. Suddenly realizing that Italian is descended from Latin he says, "Adducere me ad Marriott deversorium"
The cab driver nods and puts the car in gear. As he into traffic he says, "Wow, you sure haven't been to Rome for a long time."
