The Best 4 Derp Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Derp jokes. There are some derp herp jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these derp tester puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Derp Jokes and Puns

My favorite joke of all time.

A man calls information for a phone number (this happened before smart phones)

Anyway, the man asks for Derp Smith in Derpville, California.

The operator says "I have many listings for Derp Smith, do you have a street name?"

The man thought for a moment and replied

"Well, some people call me Iceman."

Here only 2 out of 11 jokes are funny...

Because 9/11 jokes are not funny.

^^Derp ^^:D

What do you call it when you misidentify a reptile?

A herp derp.

What do you call it when a specialist on reptiles accidentally lets loose a venomous snake?

A herp derp.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the derp luckly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working derp lolz piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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