Dermatologist Jokes
30 dermatologist jokes and hilarious dermatologist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dermatologist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny dermatologist jokes. From doctors who make bad puns to patients with unique skin conditions, we've got all the laughs you need.
Funniest Dermatologist Short Jokes
Short dermatologist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dermatologist humour may include short doctor specialist jokes also.
- Two surgeons are laughing during an operation when a dermatologist walks by... "What's so funny?" asks the dermatologist.
"Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon. - I asked my dermatologist why she waits a month to diagnose a skin disorder she replied she's reluctant to make a rash decision
- A dermatologist was studying new remedies for itching, but his lab burnt down... Now he has to start from scratch.
- (Original) Where do roofers and dermatologists go to meet online? HotShingles.com
…I'll see myself out. - Went to my doctor today for a check up and afterwards he told me my prostate was in peak physical condition.... I thought it was a strange thing for a dermatologist to say but hey good to know
- TIL that Dermatologists are not good people Their care for you is only skin deep.
*Thank ButIamARobot for the idea! - As an amateur dermatologist detective this latest case has me stumped... I'm not too worried though alopecia it all together in the end.
- Send a picture to my Dermatologist that was meant for my Urologist. She responded:
"Not to worry, thats just a blimp. " - What did the dermatologist fortune teller say to the cantaloupe when examining a blemish? This is a bad melon-omen...
- I went to see a dermatologist. I asked him to do everything he could to stop me from breaking out.
He locked all the doors and barricaded the windows.
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Dermatologist One Liners
Which dermatologist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dermatologist? I can suggest the ones about gynecologist and oncologist.
- Why did no one trust the dermatologist? He kept making rash decisions.
- Keep away from professional dermatologists.. They make rash decisions
- I'm too calm to be a Dermatologist. I refuse to make rash decisions.
- My Dermatologist was fired today... I'm told he made too many rash decisions.
- What is a dermatologists comeback for everything? Oooh sick burn
- What does a dermatologist call a patient's data? Skinformation
- dermatologists really get under my skin
- What do you call a group of elephants who work on skin? A pack o' dermatologists.
- Why did the blind girl become a teen dermatologist? She loved to read stories.
Heartwarming Dermatologist Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about dermatologist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gynaecologist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dermatologist pranks.
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Just found about my dermatologist is a bember of k**...
Guess he has a thing for removing blackheads
A woman had a terrible skin disease
That covered her legs. She went to a dermatologist and he said
"What you have is very rare but easily cured. Take a bath in milk for 3 nights and it will go away."
The woman went home and called the local grocery store and said
"I would like to buy 40 gallons of milk to bathe in."
The man on the phone exclaimed "40 gallons pasturized!?"
She said "heavens no... Just past my waist."
joke of the day
A question on an internet forum:
Q: Please help, I have this great itching between my toes.
A: Well, that depends. If the itching is between all toes, consult a dermatologist. If the itching bothers you only between your two big toes, consult a gynecologist.
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What did the dermatologist say to his patient that was on the s**... offenders list?
That's a mole Lester
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Whaddya call a group of alcoholic elephant skin doctors in Boston?
A p**... dermatologists.
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I saw a dermatologist about a n**... red patch on my skin.
I asked if it would get better, but he said he didn't want to make any rash promises.
I went to the dermatologist the other day
He said my skin was making too much oil. That's right when the US army broke down the door and stormed in
