The Best 23 Dermatologist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dermatologist jokes. There are some dermatologist administer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dermatologist tonsillectomy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dermatologist Jokes and Puns

Two surgeons are laughing during an operation when a dermatologist walks by...

"What's so funny?" asks the dermatologist.

"Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

2 surgeons are sitting down having lunch.

They are both engaged in a conversation when all of a sudden, one of the surgeons starts laughing hysterically. A dermatologist walks over to their table to join them. He asked the surgeons, "what's so funny?" One of the surgeons replies, " you wouldn't understand. It's an inside joke. "

Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

Dermatologist joke, Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

A dermatologist was studying new remedies for itching, but his lab burnt down...

Now he has to start from scratch.

A blonde works in a dermatologist office...

and her boyfriend has terrible dandruff, so one day she asks the Dr. what she can do about it.He says, "Its simple, just give him head and shoulders." The next day she comes in and says to the Dr. " I've got one more question, how do you give someone shoulders?"


A pirate goes to the dermatologist to get some moles on his back looked at. The doctor examines him and says, "it's ok. They're benign."

The pirate turns around and says "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!

Just found about my dermatologist is a bember of KKK

Guess he has a thing for removing blackheads

Dermatologist joke, Just found about my dermatologist is a bember of KKK

I'm too calm to be a Dermatologist.

I refuse to make rash decisions.

A woman had a terrible skin disease

That covered her legs. She went to a dermatologist and he said

"What you have is very rare but easily cured. Take a bath in milk for 3 nights and it will go away."

The woman went home and called the local grocery store and said
"I would like to buy 40 gallons of milk to bathe in."

The man on the phone exclaimed "40 gallons pasturized!?"

She said "heavens no... Just past my waist."

My Dermatologist was fired today...

I'm told he made too many rash decisions.

Went to my doctor today for a check up and afterwards he told me my prostate was in peak physical condition....

I thought it was a strange thing for a dermatologist to say but hey good to know

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Why was the dermatologist fired?

He made too many rash decisions.

Why was the dermatologist fired?

He was making too many rash decisions.

I can't believe he was acneing so stupid.

As an amateur dermatologist detective this latest case has me stumped...

I'm not too worried though alopecia it all together in the end.

joke of the day

A question on an internet forum:

Q: Please help, I have this great itching between my toes.

A: Well, that depends. If the itching is between all toes, consult a dermatologist. If the itching bothers you only between your two big toes, consult a gynecologist.

What did the dermatologist say to his patient that was on the sex offenders list?

That's a mole Lester

Dermatologist joke, What did the dermatologist say to his patient that was on the sex offenders list?

Send a picture to my Dermatologist that was meant for my Urologist.

She responded:
"Not to worry, thats just a blimp. "

What did the dermatologist fortune teller say to the cantaloupe when examining a blemish?

This is a bad melon-omen...

I saw a dermatologist about a nasty red patch on my skin.

I asked if it would get better, but he said he didn't want to make any rash promises.


I went to see a dermatologist.

I asked him to do everything he could to stop me from breaking out.

He locked all the doors and barricaded the windows.

I went to the dermatologist the other day

He said my skin was making too much oil. That's right when the US army broke down the door and stormed in

what's the difference between a dermatologist and an ophthalmologist?

one treats psoriasis and the other treats sore eyes and cysts

My cousin, a dermatologist, married just after medical school.

His wife is a dentist. I wish I could say they're doing well but they are getting by the skin of their teeth.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dermatologist derma jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dermatologist endocrinologist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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