The Best 9 Derma Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Derma jokes. There are some derma dermatologist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these derma rash puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Derma Jokes and Puns

A dermatologist was studying new remedies for itching, but his lab burnt down...

Now he has to start from scratch.

My Dermatologist was fired today...

I'm told he made too many rash decisions.

Why was the dermatologist fired?

He made too many rash decisions.

Why was the dermatologist fired?

He was making too many rash decisions.

I can't believe he was acneing so stupid.

What did the dermatologist say to his patient that was on the sex offenders list?

That's a mole Lester


What did the dermatologist fortune teller say to the cantaloupe when examining a blemish?

This is a bad melon-omen...

I saw a dermatologist about a nasty red patch on my skin.

I asked if it would get better, but he said he didn't want to make any rash promises.

I went to see a dermatologist.

I asked him to do everything he could to stop me from breaking out.

He locked all the doors and barricaded the windows.

I went to the dermatologist the other day

He said my skin was making too much oil. That's right when the US army broke down the door and stormed in

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the derma make jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working derma psoriasis piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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