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- Got pulled over while doing calculus in my car last night Cop said I was deriving over the limit.
- TIL that the Hindi word for "penny" is derived from the word for bread, as in the ancient Indus valley, small and dense pieces of bread were used as currency Sounds like a bunch of naan-cents to me
- I failed Calculus when we reached differentials... I guess I should have known my limits. I could barely derive anything from what the teacher taught us.
- My teacher took off points when I spilled my juice on my Calculus homework... ... Apparently, I shouldn't drink and derive.
- What law do most mathematicians break? ...They drink and derive.
*Baddum tss*
Thank you, thank you! I'll see myself out. - A group of people were hospitalised after a calculus midterm. The cops said they were drinking and deriving.
- I'm tired of people ripping on calculus all the time. It derives me crazy.
- I suppose we should have seen the Newton-Leibniz conflict coming. Calculus has always been derivative
- A pub near my house has a calculus trivia night They want their patrons to drink and derive
- I can never calculate the derivative of a curve. Every time I try, I go off on a tangent.
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- What's the derivative of Amazon? Amazon Prime
- Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach? Because secant tan.
- Why was the alcoholic mathematician arrested by the police? Drinking and deriving
- Remember alcohol and calculus dont mix So don't drink and derive
- Man I really hate calculus. It just derives me crazy
- Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you should never drink and derive.
- Hey girl, are you a derivative? Because I'd like to examine the slope of your curves
- Why didn't the mathematician drink at the party? Because you can't drink and derive.
- Our school should start a calculus club We would all derive fun from it
- How does a mathematician get to work? He derives!
- Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine? He knew better than to drink and derive.
- Hey babe, can I be your first derivative? Because I want to lie tangent to your curves...
- Never drink and derive You'll integrate something you don't need.
- To not go off on a tangent simply stay on the derivative.
- Why did the calculus students get arrested? For drinking and deriving.
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Why are you not allowed to do calculus intoxicated?
It's i**... to drink and derive.
Calculus walks into a bar.
He sits down and orders a pint. The barman notices him scribbling some notes on a napkin and asks what he's writing.
Calculus replies, "Oh this... I'm just working on a new formula..."
"I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave." says the barman, "I can't let you drink and derive".
A math teacher went to school drunk...
He told the class that they were going to learn derivatives and then proceeded to pass out. He was removed from the school and fired immediately. The lesson?
Don't drink and derive
When I was in college, I went to a party at the math fraternity house.
I left when I found out they didn't have any booze; they didn't want people to drink and derive.
My friend was drunkenly doing his calculus homework
You shouldn't drink and derive, I told him.
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A man flirts with a mathematician
"Imagine you are a variable and your clothes are constants, and then you derive."
"Well, I would be n**... but I would also have fewer curves."
A mathematician was charged with a DUI
That day, he learned an important lesson - to never drink and derive.
So my brother tried the old saw about calculus and alcohol not mixing...
i.e., don't drink and derive. I said, "It's true. I tried it and destroyed a bridge."
What did the police officer say to the drunken mathematician?
Don't drink and derive
Why didn't Newton derive Group theory?
He wasn't Abel.
What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?
Derive, derive, derive!
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Do you know why it is impossible to derive an Arts graduate?
They have no function!
