The Best 10 Derivatives Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Derivatives jokes. There are some derivatives algebra jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these derivatives traders puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Derivatives Jokes and Puns
A math teacher went to school drunk...
He told the class that they were going to learn derivatives and then proceeded to pass out. He was removed from the school and fired immediately. The lesson?
Don't drink and derive
Math puns are boring
Algebra puns are too linear, arithmetic puns are too basic, trigonometry puns are too graphic, calculus puns are all derivatives. Only the statistic puns are the occasional outlier.
There's no new jokes about math
It's all derivatives
I've been solving derivatives everyday, for a week and I haven't been able to do more than 20 a day.
I guess that's my limit.
What is the favorite school topic of Karma Whores?
Derivatives
What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?
An anti-derivative.
What do you get when you cross ancient Chinese philosophy with modern American derivatives markets?
Dao Jones.
You know, I frankly don't find Isaac Newton's work all that original.
I mean, half of his works were all derivatives anyway.
I was having a discussion about the derivatives of velocity with my friend. He insulted me so I said...
...don't be d^3x/dt^3.
Why Would It Have Been Painful for René DesCartes to Discover Derivatives?
He would have created a Renal Calculus!
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the derivatives calculate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working derivatives integrate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.