Derivatives Jokes

Are you a financial geek fascinated by derivatives? Check out these hilarious derivatives jokes! Get ready to laugh at hilarious jokes about CDOs and integral equations.

Hilarious Derivatives Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

A math teacher went to school drunk...

He told the class that they were going to learn derivatives and then proceeded to pass out. He was removed from the school and fired immediately. The lesson?

Don't drink and derive

Math puns are boring

Algebra puns are too linear, arithmetic puns are too basic, trigonometry puns are too graphic, calculus puns are all derivatives. Only the statistic puns are the occasional outlier.

There's no new jokes about math

It's all derivatives

I've been solving derivatives everyday, for a week and I haven't been able to do more than 20 a day.

I guess that's my limit.

What is the favorite school topic of Karma Whores?


What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?

An anti-derivative.

What do you get when you cross ancient Chinese philosophy with modern American derivatives markets?

Dao Jones.

Derivatives joke, What do you get when you cross ancient Chinese philosophy with modern American derivatives markets?

You know, I frankly don't find Isaac Newton's work all that original.

I mean, half of his works were all derivatives anyway.

I was having a discussion about the derivatives of velocity with my friend. He insulted me so I said...

...don't be d^3x/dt^3.

Why Would It Have Been Painful for RenΓ© DesCartes to Discover Derivatives?

He would have created a Renal Calculus!

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We suggest to use only working derivatives integrate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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