Hilarious Derivatives Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
A math teacher went to school drunk...
He told the class that they were going to learn derivatives and then proceeded to pass out. He was removed from the school and fired immediately. The lesson?
Don't drink and derive
Math puns are boring
Algebra puns are too linear, arithmetic puns are too basic, trigonometry puns are too graphic, calculus puns are all derivatives. Only the statistic puns are the occasional outlier.
There's no new jokes about math
It's all derivatives
I've been solving derivatives everyday, for a week and I haven't been able to do more than 20 a day.
I guess that's my limit.
What is the favorite school topic of Karma Whores?
Derivatives
What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?
An anti-derivative.
What do you get when you cross ancient Chinese philosophy with modern American derivatives markets?
Dao Jones.
You know, I frankly don't find Isaac Newton's work all that original.
I mean, half of his works were all derivatives anyway.
I was having a discussion about the derivatives of velocity with my friend. He insulted me so I said...
...don't be d^3x/dt^3.
Why Would It Have Been Painful for René DesCartes to Discover Derivatives?
He would have created a Renal Calculus!
