The Best 46 Derivative Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Derivative jokes. There are some derivative function jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these derivative tangent puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Derivative Jokes and Puns

Two functions walk down the street

Two functions walk down the street, 5 and e^x. They see Derivative walking towards them. 5 freaks out, screaming Oh no! Oh no! Derivative is going to come up and operate on me, and then I'll be zero - Oh no!! e^x smugly walks up to Derivative and says, Ha! I'm e^x. You can operate on me all you want and I'll still be e^x. You can't touch me. Derivative looks up, raises an eyebrow, and responds, Oh yeah? I'm partial, with respect to Y.

Did you hear about the albino clairvoyant master hypnotist from San Francisco?

He was a super pallid Cali mystic, expert at hypnosis.

(Today I had wanted to tell someone the Gandhi joke I read on here the other day, but I couldn't remember it so I made this up and thought I may as well share it even though it's purely derivative.)

I don't always take the derivative of x^2....

But when I do, it's dos equis.

My teacher accused my of plagiarism on my calculus paper

She said my work was very derivative

jokes about derivative

Hey girl, are you a derivative function?

Cuz I wanna be tangent to your curves.


What's the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon Prime

Where are all of the creative Calculus jokes?

All these new ones are so derivative...

Derivative joke, Where are all of the creative Calculus jokes?

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

I wish I was your derivative,

So I can lie tangent to your curves.

Hey baby, can I take your derivative....

So I can lay tangent to those curves.

[Calculus Joke] Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

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Hey girl, are you a derivative?

Because I'd like to examine the slope of your curves

I was sitting in calculus class, and the teacher asked us how we can ideally take the derivative of a logarithm...

I said," I like my logarithms like my women, all natural".

Wife calls her scientist husband...

"Honey.. Its Saturday.. you're late..."

"I'm busy with my team in an experiment"

"Whats that?"

"We've just added a derivative of C2H5OH with ambiant temperature H2O and aqueous CO2. To cool this mixture added some super low temperature, solidified H2O, now while waiting for some protein, we are fumigating the lab with vapours of nicotine...
It's 4 or 5 round experiment.. So I will be late."

"Oh dear.. I won't disturb you. Take your time.."

What do you get when you mix a derivative with a transformer?

Optimus Prime

When Gottfried Leibniz first red Isaac Newton's work on Calculus.....

He found it quite Derivative.

Derivative joke, When Gottfried Leibniz first red Isaac Newton's work on Calculus.....

Two men walk into a bar

The first one says
"I want to buy a beer for everyone in here"
The second man says
"I want to buy a beer for everyone who has bought a beer for everyone in here"
The bartender says
"You're so derivative"

I can never calculate the derivative of a curve.

Every time I try, I go off on a tangent.

Girl, can I be your derivative?

Because I want to lay on your curves at one point.


I tried to come up with a math joke...

but all my ideas were derivative
and the punchline didn't add up.
Anyway, comedy has no absolute value.
Your jokes are sum of the best,
but minus not very funny
because I'm a perfect square.
I halve one, I guess...
but you're too obtuse to get it,
and trying to simplify it
has left me divided
and at my limit.

What is the derivative of Optimus?

Optimus Prime

What do get if you take the derivative of a Positioraptor?

A Velociraptor

What did the adenine derivative say when he became a suspect?

I'm inosine!

*slow backstage exit*

I've been pitching my idea for a calculus-based movie...

But everyone tells me it's too derivative

Hey babe, can I be your first derivative?

Because I want to lie tangent to your curves...

What do you call the derivative of the First-order in Star Wars?

The second-order.

Derivative joke, What do you call the derivative of the First-order in Star Wars?

Why did the derivative of the sine function cross the road?

Just cos

Why was Jamie Dimon having such a hard time getting investors to bite on his property portfolios?

Too derivative.

What is the derivative of an autobot?

Optimus Prime


To not go off on a tangent

simply stay on the derivative.

I was going to make a joke about mathematics...

but then I realized it would be too derivative.

"Hey, Bill, what do you think of this new super-hero comic I'm working on? It's about an ant-size tangent line that has x-ray vision."

"Sounds cool, but isn't that a little derivative?"

f(x) walks into a bar

The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't cater for functions".

f'(x) walks into a bar... Wait, isn't this the same joke? No, it's derivative humour.

They said calculus would be integral to my education

I found it a little derivative.


Did you see the movie about the x^2's journey to become 2x?

It was really derivative.

Why did the mathematician fail as a painter?

His art was derivative.

Apparently Newton wasn't the first to invent calculus, it was Leibniz.

So Newton's work was merely derivative

This is a little derivative...

^^^dy/dx

What do you get when you take the derivative of pain?

Zero, because pain is a constant

Q. What is the similarity between math and sex?

A. The derivative of e^x is e^x.

Have you heard of the artist that only paints using lines with incredibly small slope?

His work is a little derivative.

I was listening to the ABC song the other day

Everything I listen to now just seems so derivative

The problem with math jokes

Calculus jokes are derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic but arithmetic jokes are just basic.

The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.

There are many problems with math puns.

Calculus jokes are mostly derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.

But the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.

Why are Redditors good at calculus?

Because everything on this site is a derivative.

A completely new joke about calculus.

Never mind, actually it's just derivative.

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