Following is our collection of **funny Derivative jokes**. There are some derivative function jokes no one knows (*to tell your friends*) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these **derivative tangent puns** funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Two functions walk down the street, 5 and e^x. They see Derivative walking towards them. 5 freaks out, screaming Oh no! Oh no! Derivative is going to come up and operate on me, and then I'll be zero - Oh no!! e^x smugly walks up to Derivative and says, Ha! I'm e^x. You can operate on me all you want and I'll still be e^x. You can't touch me. Derivative looks up, raises an eyebrow, and responds, Oh yeah? I'm partial, with respect to Y.

He was a super pallid Cali mystic, expert at hypnosis.

(Today I had wanted to tell someone the Gandhi joke I read on here the other day, but I couldn't remember it so I made this up and thought I may as well share it even though it's purely derivative.)

But when I do, it's dos equis.

She said my work was very derivative

Cuz I wanna be tangent to your curves.

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All these new ones are so derivative...

A prime rib.

So I can lie tangent to your curves.

So I can lay tangent to those curves.

Because secant tan

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Because I'd like to examine the slope of your curves

I said," I like my logarithms like my women, all natural".

"Honey.. Its Saturday.. you're late..."

"I'm busy with my team in an experiment"

"Whats that?"

"We've just added a derivative of C2H5OH with ambiant temperature H2O and aqueous CO2. To cool this mixture added some super low temperature, solidified H2O, now while waiting for some protein, we are fumigating the lab with vapours of nicotine...

It's 4 or 5 round experiment.. So I will be late."

"Oh dear.. I won't disturb you. Take your time.."

Optimus Prime

He found it quite Derivative.

The first one says

"I want to buy a beer for everyone in here"

The second man says

"I want to buy a beer for everyone who has bought a beer for everyone in here"

The bartender says

"You're so derivative"

Every time I try, I go off on a tangent.

Because I want to lay on your curves at one point.

but all my ideas were derivative

and the punchline didn't add up.

Anyway, comedy has no absolute value.

Your jokes are sum of the best,

but minus not very funny

because I'm a perfect square.

I halve one, I guess...

but you're too obtuse to get it,

and trying to simplify it

has left me divided

and at my limit.

Optimus Prime

A Velociraptor

I'm inosine!

*slow backstage exit*

But everyone tells me it's too derivative

Because I want to lie tangent to your curves...

The second-order.

Just cos

Too derivative.

Optimus Prime

simply stay on the derivative.

but then I realized it would be too derivative.

"Sounds cool, but isn't that a little derivative?"

The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't cater for functions".

f'(x) walks into a bar... Wait, isn't this the same joke? No, it's derivative humour.

I found it a little derivative.

It was really derivative.

His art was derivative.

So Newton's work was merely derivative

^^^dy/dx

Zero, because pain is a constant

A. The derivative of e^x is e^x.

His work is a little derivative.

Everything I listen to now just seems so derivative

Calculus jokes are derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic but arithmetic jokes are just basic.

The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.

Calculus jokes are mostly derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.

But the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.

Because everything on this site is a derivative.

Never mind, actually it's just derivative.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the derivative trig puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working derivative calculus piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.