Derision Jokes
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You have to admire Amish people for their great sense of self-derision. You can find tons of jokes making fun of them on Reddit...
But you never see one of them writing a disapproving comment below.
Three engineers are arguing about which engineering discipline god favors...
The first says "God is an electrical engineer - electricity is fundamental to all life. Electricity is the most transportable, universal energy... it's like the force. Clearly, god is an electrical engineer."
The second pipes up and says "Nah... god must be a chemical engineer, from the bio-molecular to the materials sciences, the attention to detail needed to just put together the basics for the physical world just require a chemical engineering mind. God is a chemical engineer."
The third guy shakes his head and says "you two don't know what you're talking about. God is a civil engineer."
His friends are incredulous, derisive, and sarcastic, telling him that there's no way he can offer even a single shred of evidence for this flat assertion... to which he replies:
"Who else would run a waste main through a recreation area?"
"Once upon a time in class..." As told by my father.
...an eccentric political science professor is giving a quiz to determine roughly where the class sits in terms of knowledge of the topic at hand.
"Okay, students its time to take one of my little quizzies," He says.
After handing it out, one particular female student seems somewhat distressed. So the professor asks her what the matter is.
"Well, this is too hard," She responds.
"Oh, its just one of my little quizzies," Says the professor.
The female student responds derisively: "But its too hard! If this is 'just one of your quizzies,' I'd hate to see your t**...!"
Miss DeAngelo was a not-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star.
She didn’t find fame or glory, but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms, and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case.
When it was her turn on the stand, the lawyer came forward.
"Miss DeAngelo, the wife of the defendant has identified you as the ‘other woman’ in her husband’s life. Now, do you admit that you went to the Pricerite Motel with this Mr. Evans?"
"Well, yes," acknowledged Miss DeAngelo with a sniff, "but I couldn’t help it."
"Couldn’t help it?" asked the lawyer derisively. "How’s that?"
"Mr. Evans deceived me."
"Exactly what do you mean?"
"See, when we signed in," she explained, "he told the motel clerk I was his wife."
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