The Best 10 Derek Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Derek jokes. There are some derek odds jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these derek derek jeter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Derek Jokes and Puns

I was sleeping with two twins for while in my 20s....

My friends all asked, "how can you tell them apart?" I replied, "well...Sharon has long blonde hair, and Derek has a beard."

Derek Chauvin didn't commit suicide

Sorry, just practicing

A girl was giving me

A girl was giving me a hand job last night.

You're really good at this, I said, what's your secret?

Years of practice, she giggled.

You've done this to loads of guys then? I asked.

No came the reply, my name used to be Derek.

Emma was not like the other girls. She didn't know why all the others were crazy about Derek. She felt more intimate with Jessie and the cheerleaders than with another guys. She was reaching a moment in her life when she had to ask herself the question.

Emma gay

Derek Acorah got sacked from Most Haunted for advertising bio-yoghurt in breech of his contract.

That's what you get for dabbling in the Yakult.


Derek Chauvin

committed a fell on knee.

Why won't Derek Zoolander vote for Hillary Clinton?

Because he can't turn left.

I was surprised when I heard Derek was arrested for selling drugs out of his barbershop.

I've known Derek for years and I never knew he was a barber.

Derek Zoolander selects his health insurance provider

Blue Cross Blue Steel

What does Derek Zoolander have in common with driving in New Jersey?

Both have to make three rights to turn left.

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We suggest to use only working derek jenna piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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