The Best 9 Dere Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dere jokes. There are some dere dem jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dere dis puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dere Jokes and Puns

John sees a "boat for sale" sign and decides to go take a look...

Behind the sign the there is only an old tractor and a beat up truck, so he goes to the door and an old newfie answers.

John says "I'm interested in the boat you have for sale"

The newfie looks confused and says "no bye, I ain't got no boat for sale."

"But" John says, "you have a sign out by that old truck and tractor..."

"Aye," replies the newfie, "and dere boat for sale!"

Derek Chauvin didn't commit suicide

Sorry, just practicing

a lil' Boudreaux joke for y'all.

Mrs. Boudreaux went to the the local newspaper and said she wanted to put in the Obituary Column that Boudreaux died. They told her it would be $1.00 per word.
She said, "Here ya go, 2 dollahs - put in dere dat Boudreaux Died."
They said, "Mrs. Boudreaux, surely you want more dan dat."
She said "Mais, no, just 'Boudreaux died'."
The editor said, "Well, you a lil' upset. Bring yaself back tomorruh and you probably tink of sumtin else."
She came back the next day, and said, "Yeh, I tought of sumtin else.. 'BOAT FOR SALE'."

Derek Acorah got sacked from Most Haunted for advertising bio-yoghurt in breech of his contract.

That's what you get for dabbling in the Yakult.

Derek Chauvin

committed a fell on knee.


Why won't Derek Zoolander vote for Hillary Clinton?

Because he can't turn left.

Derek Zoolander selects his health insurance provider

Blue Cross Blue Steel

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle...

they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.'

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry.

The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.

Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the ConnorPass.

At the ConnorPass , Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, 'Dis looks like a grand place…'

He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.

Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, 'Fook dat.

Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!'

What does Derek Zoolander have in common with driving in New Jersey?

Both have to make three rights to turn left.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dere boi jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dere thibodeaux piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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