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Watching the Kentucky Derby for the first time, I was surprised it was only a single race rather than a full event, but then again, they only want one race in Kentucky.
...saying if he wanted to see a horse's ass he would have come in second.
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I also considered putting money on the derby.
They both have months of build up for 2 minutes of action.
The Kentucky Derby really is magical!
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If I wanted to spend 1100$ for two minutes of action, I'd hire a prostitute.
Yay or neigh?
He was accused of wreckless driving.
But they clearly haven't seen me start, then quit, a 5K.
If I've got enough money in the Kentucky Derby, you better believe I'll do what's necessary
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Horse Racing is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye.
My sex life is like the Kentucky Derby, four hours of foreplay, and only 90 seconds of real action
Wreckless
He doesn't see race
You know what the difference is between the NBA playoffs and Kentucky Derby? Giggity.....two extra legs.
It's all downhill from there.
"Greg, calm down! This is just the Kentucky Derby."
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