The Best 4 Derailed Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Derailed jokes. There are some derailed railroad jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these derailed locomotive puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Derailed Jokes and Puns

My boss said to me, "you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"

I said, "I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track."

I asked a train engineer how many times he had derailed.

He said

"I don't know it's hard to keep track."

I'm such a bad train operator, I can't even remember how many trains I've derailed.

It's hard to keep track.

A train carrying 12 members of congress derailed and hit a truck today

It was too crooked

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the derailed derail jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working derailed railway piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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