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My boss said to me, "you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"

I said, "I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track."

My boss said to me, You're the worst train conductor we have ever had. How many derailments have you had this year?

I said, I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track.

I asked a train engineer how many times he had derailed.

He said
"I don't know it's hard to keep track."

I'm such a bad train operator, I can't even remember how many trains I've derailed.

It's hard to keep track.

Reddit banned me from commenting on posts about trains.

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They said I kept derailing the discussion.


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