Der Jokes
31 der jokes and hilarious der puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about der that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Der Short Jokes
Short der jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The der humour may include short jokes also.
- What do chemists say when they wanna play a song at guitar? "Anyway, here's van der Waal."
- Science joke What song does a gas molecule sing when it is attracted to another gas molecule?
"Because maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all, you're my Van Der Waal" - Why did Mr. T reject Marxism? Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
*^(Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei - 1848)* - Did you hear Oasis's new song about the attraction and repulsion of atoms? "And after all, you're my Van der Waals"
- If Billy has 7 heads of lettuce and 3 friends... .... he can give each of them 2 heads of lettuce with a romaine-der of 1.
- What did the witch say when Gretel pushed her into the oven? "eyner muzn zeyn der ershter."
- What is Donald trump's favorite chemical process? When two molecules bind temporarily because of random polarization
Oh f*k it it's van der walls forces - What does the d**... atom play on guitar? And after aaaaaall,
You're my Van der Waaaaal. - A s**... Lady A lady in a bar walks to the bartender
& put her finger into bartender's mouth...
bartender lustly kisses & licks each finger...
lady: tell ur manager ders no tissues..
Hmmmmmmmm - What do you call a woman who loves many,many men? A w**...-der
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Der One Liners
Which der one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with der? I can suggest the ones about and .
- As a chemist, i'm not very good at the guitar... ...anyway, here's van der Waal
- What do you call half a head of lettuce? The Romaine-der
- What's it called when someone is murdered by a cabbage? Slaw-der.
I know. It's awful. - What kind of calculus do frogs use? Der - ribbit - tives
- I'm a chemist and I can play the guitar Anyway, here's Van der Waal
- What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes? Vans of der Waals
- What's an antonym for under? der
- Staying Positive Who needs anti depressants when you have a Van Der Graaf Generator
- Whats the opposite of under? Der.
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whos der?
i dunt no anser da door - What is the most overused force in science? Van der Waals.
- Was sagt der große Stift zum kleinen Stift? Wachsmalstift
- kostenlosen kleinanzeigen in der schweiz annonceswiss.ch
- Why do sailors make the best soldiers? They know how to follow oar-ders.
- Hey.. What do you call a really good taco? ...Juan-derful
Quirky and Hilarious Der Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about der you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make der pranks.
An Ole and Lena joke
Lena: "Der is trouble vit da car, sveetheart. It has vater in da carburetor."
Ole: "Vater in da carburetor? Dat is ridiculous."
Lena: "Ole, I tell you da car has vater in the carburetor."
Ole: "You don't even know vat a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Ver is da car?"
Lena: "In da lake."
There were three sisters
One named Lilly, one named Rose, and the other named Cinderblock. One day Lilly went to their mother and asked, "Mom, why did you name me Lilly?"
"Well, when you were a baby, a lilly petal fell on your head," mother replied.
So then Rose went to her mother and asked, "Mom, why did you name me Rose?"
"Because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head," mother replied.
So then Cinderblock went to her mother and asked, "der der duh der duh"
A Comparison of the Different Languages
**French**: This chair is feminine. "La Chaise"
**Italian**: This chair is feminine! "La Sedia"
**German**: This chair is masculine. "Der Stuhl"
**English**: This chair is an object, I don't see how it has a gender.
**Japanese**: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up calling your mother a pair of rotten t**... instead.
Two German explorers
Two German explorers were making their way east across New York when they came to a wide river.
Karl: How vill vee get across dee large body of vater?
The other explorer sees a large, steel object north of them.
Heinrich: Look der es und structure dat vee can use to cross
Karl and Heinrich make their way across and into the land know as upstate New York. Karl gets to the other side but notices that his companion is still behind. Karl also notices that he is continuously poking his finger on the object they just crossed.
Karl: Heinrich, vat are you doing?
Heinrich: I'm Tappan Zee Bridge
[A non-anti-semitic Jewish Joke]: In 1939, a Jewish man walked past a cafe in Berlin and saw a fellow Jew sitting outside reading Der Stürmer.
The passerby was shocked.
"How can you read such horrible stuff?" he wanted to know.
"All the other papers," the man quietly explained, "are filled with Jewish tragedy. But in *this* paper, it's just the opposite. It says we Jews control absolutely everything. I find it rather reassuring!"