Deputy Jokes

Laugh along with our jokes about deputies and assistant sheriffs. These jokes about commissars make light of the hard work and dedication that goes into being a deputy sheriff.

Uplifting Deputy Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

How many deputies did it take to push the inmate down the stairs?

None, he fell.

I work as a Detention Deputy, and that's one of my favorite jokes to tell the inmates.

What did the deputy find in the sheriff's toilet?

The police log

Police dog

One evening, a deputy in the canine division was dispatched to the scene of a possible burglary, where he discovered the back door of a building open. He let the dog out of his patrol car and commanded it to enter and seek. Jumping from the back seat, the dog headed for the building. After lunging through the doorway, the dog froze and backed out. My friend was puzzled until he investigated further. Then he noticed the sign on the building: "Veterinarian's Office."

A man was applying to be a sheriff's deputy in Alabama.

The sheriff said I have one test, "I give you a gun and you have to shoot 4 blacks and a rabbit".
The man looked a bit confused and asked "why a rabbit?"
The sheriff replied "you're hired".

A man walks into the Sheriff's office...

A man walks into the sheriff's office... "I want to become a deputy!"

"Good, I want to you to catch this man" says the sheriff handling the man a wanted poster.

The poster reads : 'Last seen wearing a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper pants, and brown paper boots.'

"What's he wanted for?" asked the hopeful yound man.

"Rustling."

Her: I want to be safe so you have to wear a condom

Him: Don't worry, I'm a Broward County Sheriff Deputy so there's no chance I'll come inside.

Two inmates were caught having sex and the deputy jailer was furious.

The lawyer representing the inmates told the jailer

"Why can't you let bi-cons be bi-cons and move on"

Deputy joke, Two inmates were caught having sex and the deputy jailer was furious.

How does FBI deputy director Andrew McCabe get home when he's lost?

Fusion GPS

We truly are living in an alternate timeline.

I was sure the Deputy District Attorney's name was Rod Rosen**stain**.

Sinn FΓ©in deputy Martin McGuinness has resigned over a failed community heating scheme...

Funny, I'd have thought that would have gone down like a bomb.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deputy chairman puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working deputy deputy sheriff piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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