Uplifting Deputy Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
How many deputies did it take to push the inmate down the stairs?
None, he fell.
I work as a Detention Deputy, and that's one of my favorite jokes to tell the inmates.
What did the deputy find in the sheriff's toilet?
The police log
Police dog
One evening, a deputy in the canine division was dispatched to the scene of a possible burglary, where he discovered the back door of a building open. He let the dog out of his patrol car and commanded it to enter and seek. Jumping from the back seat, the dog headed for the building. After lunging through the doorway, the dog froze and backed out. My friend was puzzled until he investigated further. Then he noticed the sign on the building: "Veterinarian's Office."
A man was applying to be a sheriff's deputy in Alabama.
The sheriff said I have one test, "I give you a gun and you have to shoot 4 blacks and a rabbit".
The man looked a bit confused and asked "why a rabbit?"
The sheriff replied "you're hired".
A man walks into the Sheriff's office...
A man walks into the sheriff's office... "I want to become a deputy!"
"Good, I want to you to catch this man" says the sheriff handling the man a wanted poster.
The poster reads : 'Last seen wearing a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper pants, and brown paper boots.'
"What's he wanted for?" asked the hopeful yound man.
"Rustling."
Her: I want to be safe so you have to wear a condom
Him: Don't worry, I'm a Broward County Sheriff Deputy so there's no chance I'll come inside.
Two inmates were caught having sex and the deputy jailer was furious.
The lawyer representing the inmates told the jailer
"Why can't you let bi-cons be bi-cons and move on"
How does FBI deputy director Andrew McCabe get home when he's lost?
Fusion GPS
We truly are living in an alternate timeline.
I was sure the Deputy District Attorney's name was Rod Rosen**stain**.
Sinn Féin deputy Martin McGuinness has resigned over a failed community heating scheme...
Funny, I'd have thought that would have gone down like a bomb.
