The Best 4 Depth Charges Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Depth Charges jokes. There are some depth charges jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these depth charges puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Depth Charges Jokes and Puns

A U-Boat is hit by a depth charge...

...the Kapitan gets to the radio and yells 'Commandant, Commandant!!! Ve are sinking.'
The radio is silent for a few seconds and finally the Kapitan hears a voice break through the static. 'Vhat are you sinking about?'

In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine.

Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges.

As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.

Hitler and friends decide to have a game to see who can put the most depth charges in the sea

It's a Mine Kampfetition!

Why is anti-submarine warfare so expensive?

Because of the depth charges.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the depth charges jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working depth charges piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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