Depth Charge Jokes
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A U-Boat is hit by a depth charge...
...the Kapitan gets to the radio and yells 'Commandant, Commandant!!! Ve are sinking.'
The radio is silent for a few seconds and finally the Kapitan hears a voice break through the static. 'Vhat are you sinking about?'
In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine.
Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges.
As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.
h**... and friends decide to have a game to see who can put the most depth charges in the sea
It's a Mine Kampfetition!
Why is anti-submarine warfare so expensive?
Because of the depth charges.
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