Depresso Jokes
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What do you call a sad coffee?
A depresso
How do you feel when there's no coffee?
Depresso.
What's a sad man's favorite kind of coffee?
Depresso
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
***Depresso.***
What kind of coffee do Emo's drink?
Depresso's
What do you become when you run out of coffee?
Depresso
What's a Depressed persons favorite drink?
A Depresso Espresso
Jk it's cyanide
What do you call an empty cup of coffee?
Depresso
What do you call decaf coffee?
Depresso
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My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.
Q: Why didn't the melons get married?
A: Because they cantaloupe.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens weren't around yet.
Q: What do you call a sad coffee?
A: Depresso.
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