The Best 10 Depressive Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Depressive jokes. There are some depressive suicidal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these depressive manic depression puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Depressive Jokes and Puns
If it wasn't for my wife, I'd probably be writing depressive Facebook messages all day.
But she changed my password.
How do you know a manic depressive girl loves you?
She hates you.
What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?
A bipolar bear.
How do you solve a math equation?
Isolate the "x" so it gets depressive and takes suicide.
Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?
Because it's bipolar.
I'm depressive and suicidal, though I have great news!
I have terminal cancer! :D
Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?
To get to the *other side*
Why the 9yr old nibba from Africa is depressive?
Haven't you heard about middle age crisis?
What did the depressive dinosaur do when it saw the meteor?
It made a wish.
If my life was a TV show,
Every day would be a depressive episode.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the depressive antidepressant jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working depressive gwyneth piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.