Depressed Kid Jokes
25 depressed kid jokes and hilarious depressed kid puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about depressed kid that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Depressed Kid Short Jokes
Short depressed kid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The depressed kid humour may include short depressed person jokes also.
- My friend just came to me all depressed because his kid's failing 3rd grade, and he doesn't know how to break it to him. Apparently slowly wasn't the advice he was looking for.
- Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa? Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
- There's a kid about to jump off a cliff. His dad walks up and asks why he's going to jump. The kid says, I'm depressed and I hate your dad jokes. Hi depressed...
- I have a great joke about depression, wanna hear it? *sigh* Who am I kidding?
You'll hate it anyways. - What fell to the floor first ... The depressed kid or a leaf??? The leaf cause the boy was left hanging
- Pluto, king of the Underworld, may be terrifying, but deep down he's just depressed. He's trying to cope with it, but Charon took the kids.
- My brother is terribly sick, so we are collecting 7000$..... So that I can travel across the country. Too depressing living with that sick kid
- Donating Tamagotchis to Africans Whenever people donate Tamagotchies to starving kids in Africa, I can't help but think how depressing it must be to have a virtual pet that'll live longer than you.
- Why was the kid with chronically depressed parents always in such a good mood? Because two negatives make a positive.
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Depressed Kid One Liners
Which depressed kid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with depressed kid? I can suggest the ones about depressed and sick kid.
- What do you call a Emo kid in Hawaii? A Tropical Depression
- (Dark) What do you call depressed American kids? Shooting stars
- Why was the 1 year old African kid depressed? He was facing a mid-life crisis
- Only 90's kids will get this! Crippling depression and social anxiety
- What did the depressed kid say when he broke his pencil? There's no point
- Kids have crushes Adults have girlfriends
Legends have depression
Depressed Kid Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about depressed kid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean autistic kid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make depressed kid pranks.
During the summer, a kid started a yard work business....
...After several weeks his mother noticed he was becoming more and more depressed. She asked her son, "why are you so blue lately, your business is doing great"?
The son replied, "Mow money mow problems".
A teacher asks her students to use the word harassment in a sentence
One of the student raises his hand and says: My big brother is really depressed nowadays
The teacher asks: why ?
The kid goes: he broke up with his girlfriend
So the teacher asks the student and how is this relevant?
He says: Harassment a lot to him
A man is sitting at a bar looking depressed
A man is sitting at a bar looking depressed. A big guy comes in and walks over to the man. He takes the shot sitting next to him and c**... it down. The man starts bawling, so the big guy says Hey, it was just a joke. Here, I'll buy you another one, . The man whines First I wake up and my wife left me and took my kids, then I go to get my car and my wife took it, then I go to work and my job has been taken and I was replaced, so I came here, got a shot, and put poison in it, and you took my shot! .
Santa's Jokes
Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Answer: Sandy Claws.
Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can h**...-h**...-h**....
Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.
Question: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Answer: Ribbon hood.
Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic.
Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.
Question: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet od handkerchiefs for Christmas?
Answer: She said "I could not work out what size her nose was!
Question: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
Answer: It was wound up already.
Question: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
Answer: Forty feet of track - all straight!
I wanna tell you what kind of luck I've got. If this year I cornered the mistletoe market, they'd postpone Christmas.
Christmas: When you exchange hellos with strangers and good buys with friends.
Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric.
Do you know what it is like to put up fifteen hundred Christmas lights on the roof of a house? The kids are giving two to one I'm gonna come down the chimney before Santa Claus does.
Christmas in Los Angeles is always interesting. Seeing carolers dressed in Bermuda shorts...groping their way through the smog singing: "It came upon a midnight clear."
Every Christmas pageant throughout the world has a scene showing Joseph leading Mary into Bethlehem on a donkey. Do you realize what would happen if the Republicans asked for equal time?
Did you hear about the Beverly Hills school Christmas pageant? Two kids dressed as Mary and Joseph and they are on their way to the inn in Bethlehem. On the other side of the stage, a boy in a shepherd's outfit is on a mobile/ cellular phone, calling for reservations.
Sometimes I get the feelin that if Christmas, Father's Day and birthdays did not exist, then aftershave too, would not exist.