Depp Jokes

Funniest Depp Short Jokes

Short depp jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The depp humour may include short carter jokes also.

1. Amber Heard's net worth is $2.5 million and she now has to pay Johnny Depp $15 million... Yeah, she's forever going to be in Depp!
2. Let's all take a moment to Thank Amber Heard's team of Lawyers for their efforts and hard work to prove Johnny Depp's innocence.
3. Deaf people aren't known to be very rational They have trouble making sound decisions.
4. My friend couldn't see the new Pirates of the caribbean movie because of an eye injury... his Depp perception isn't too good now
5. So Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter are to separate after 13 years together. I wonder who will get custody of Johnny Depp.
6. Johnny Depp would be in a much better position if it wasn't for anti-vaxxers. If it wasn't for them we would all have heard immunity by now.
7. Johnny Depp gets so immersed in his characters that I can never tell if its him or not... I guess i have really bad Depp perception
8. What did Johnny Depp's lawyer say when they found Amber Heard's "bruise makeup kit" wasn't made before 2017? Objection, lack of foundation
9. So I was buying a ticket for a train from London to Paris... And the man behind the desk said, "Eurostar?"
   So I replied, "Well I've been on TV, but I'm no Johnny Depp!"
10. I need help finding a Tim Burton movie I Googled "Tim Burton movie where Johnny Depp plays a quirky, androgynous loner," and Google told me to be more specific.

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Depp One Liners

Which depp one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with depp? I can suggest the ones about croak and encounter.

1. Did Johnny Depp just win the defamation case or was it… misheard?
2. Why don't you ever see a group of Johnny Depp fans? They don't like Heards.
3. What Johnny Depp needs is not a vaccine… He needs Heard Immunity.
4. Why did Johnny Depp lose his court case? Because he didn't have Heard immunity
5. Johnny Depp refuses to get another dose of the vaccine He says he now has Heard immunity
6. Why did Johnny Depp skip getting a booster shot? Because he now has Heard immunity .
7. What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie? ∫π's of the Carribean.
8. How did Johnny Depp lose the case? Heard Immunity
9. What algorithm does Amber Heard use to dig for gold? Depp First Search.
10. What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest? Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton~!
11. Johnny Depp in the time of the Covid He's developed Heard immunity.
12. What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage? Johnny Cage
13. Johnny Depp has announced that he has a mental issue He has Deppression
14. I named my data endpoint protection AI "Johnny". He's my Johnny D.E.P.P.
15. Did you hear that Johnny Depp won in the 50M defamation case? Amber heard.

Comical & Quirky Depp Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about depp you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make depp pranks.