The Best 30 Depp Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Depp jokes. There are some depp spielberg jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these depp brando puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Depp Jokes and Puns

Amber Heard's net worth is $2.5 million and she now has to pay Johnny Depp $15 million...

Yeah, she's forever going to be in Depp!

Did Johnny Depp just win the defamation case or was it…


Why don't you ever see a group of Johnny Depp fans?

They don't like Heards.

I was with a deaf girl who knew sign language, we were watching that movie where Johnny Depp has blades for fingers. I couldn't remember what that character was called so I sign to her, What's that character's name?

Edward, says her hands.

What do you call a gay-porno starring Dwayne Johnson and Johnny Depp?

"*Rock Beats Scissors*"

The companies that dropped Johnny Depp must really regret their decisions

They shouldn't have followed the Heard

What Johnny Depp needs is not a vaccine…

He needs Heard Immunity.

Depp joke, What Johnny Depp needs is not a vaccine…

Why did Johnny Depp lose his court case?

Because he didn't have Heard immunity

My friend couldn't see the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie because of an eye injury...

his Depp perception isn't too good now

So Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter are to separate after 13 years together.

I wonder who will get custody of Johnny Depp.

Johnny Depp refuses to get another dose of the vaccine

He says he now has Heard immunity

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Johnny Depp would be in a much better position if it wasn't for anti-vaxxers.

If it wasn't for them we would all have heard immunity by now.

Johnny Depp gets so immersed in his characters that I can never tell if its him or not...

I guess i have really bad Depp perception

Why did Johnny Depp skip getting a booster shot?

Because he now has Heard immunity .

What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?

βˆ«Ο€'s of the Carribean.

How did Johnny Depp lose the case?

Heard Immunity

Depp joke, How did Johnny Depp lose the case?

So I was buying a ticket for a train from London to Paris...

And the man behind the desk said, "Eurostar?"

So I replied, "Well I've been on TV, but I'm no Johnny Depp!"

Johnny Depp claims amber heard or her friend pooped on his bed

This incident surely left a stain in their relationship...

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?


What does Johnny Depp, Dave Pirner and Matt Damon have in common?

They were all Winona Riders.

Johnny Depp in the time of the Covid

He's developed Heard immunity.

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

Johnny Depp has announced that he has a mental issue

He has Deppression

I named my data endpoint protection AI "Johnny".

He's my Johnny D.E.P.P.

Did you hear that Johnny Depp won in the 50M defamation case?

Amber heard.

Marvel and Tim Burton are making a movie together starring Johnny Depp.

It's called Wonkanda Forever.

Depp joke, Marvel and Tim Burton are making a movie together starring Johnny Depp.

What do Jonny Depp and Helena Bonham-Carter day after they cut down a tree?


Johhny Depp once joked about assassinating the president; but what do you call a dead actor?

A corpse

Johnyy Depp came out of a lavatory and was all wet

So I asked, " What happened?"
Johnny replied,"I went in, someone recognized me and yelled- *Hey its Johnny Depp* , and everybody turned"

Why didn't Johnny Depp get an Oscar nod for Black Mass?

The nominee pool was Whitey-nough already

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