Following is our collection of funny Depp jokes. There are some depp spielberg jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these depp brando puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Edward, says her hands.
"*Rock Beats Scissors*"
Because he didn't have Heard immunity
his Depp perception isn't too good now
I wonder who will get custody of Johnny Depp.
∫π's of the Carribean.
And the man behind the desk said, "Eurostar?"
So I replied, "Well I've been on TV, but I'm no Johnny Depp!"
Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton~!
They were all Winona Riders.
He's developed Heard immunity.
He has Deppression
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Johnny Cage
He's my Johnny D.E.P.P.
Amber heard.
It's called Wonkanda Forever.
TIMBBBERRRton
A corpse
So I asked, " What happened?"
Johnny replied,"I went in, someone recognized me and yelled- *Hey its Johnny Depp* , and everybody turned"
The nominee pool was Whitey-nough already
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