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- What do apple and Donald Trump have in common? I would say that they both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs, but I shouldn't compare apples to oranges.
- What do donald trump & the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs.
- Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses. He replied,"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you do not have to feed him again."
Trump 20:16 - I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my Latina mother in law Who lives at 324 3rd st. Los Angeles. She gets off at 6
- If Hillary wins I'm leaving the country if trump wins I'm leaving the country. Not a political repost I'm just getting deported
- I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my latina mother-in-law Her address is 1837 3rd St, LA 90023, blue house. She gets off work at 6.
- Yugi: Kaiba! How come Your card grabbed my card's groin and threatened to deport it... Kaiba: You fool! You've activated my Trump card.
- So I proposed a new bill to my congressman that would deport 1,000,000 Mexicans and 1 chicken When he asked about the chicken I said "See no one cares about the Mexicans"
- I was planning on getting a tan But now that Trumps President there is a high chance I'll get deported if I'm too dark
- After Kanye and Donald Trump met up the other day, they will be working on a new album together.... The Deportation of Pablo
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- I would like to get deported Said no Juan ever.
- Why did Djokovic get deported? Novac
- I did so much yard work today, I might get deported.
- I told my Mexican friend that he was being deported... You should have seen Hispanic
- Why did the sick eagle get deported? Because he was an illeagle.
- What do you call half of Hillary's voters? Deportable
- Milio Yiannopoulos is now an unemployed immigrant on a work visa. Let's deport him!
- My broken hard drive got sent back to china for repair. I had to deport it.
- What do you call a bird that's getting deported An ill-eagle
- How do you make a pole angry? Deport him.
- The mexicans are getting deported... Juan by Juan.
- What did the Mexican family get for Christmas? Deported
- What do you do if your lawnmower stops working? Deport him back to Mexico
- Why did the sick falcon get deported It was an ill eagle
- ICE ICE baby [Deported]
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What funny jokes about deported you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean arrested jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make deported pranks.
"Mr. Trump, have you changed your plans for mass deportation?"
"No, I have not. I will deport 11 million undocumented immigrants and two dogs."
"Why the two dogs?"
"See? Nobody cares about the immigrants!"
It turns out the iPhone 7 is i**....
It got de-ported
two foreigners in america are applying for citizenship
They're lined up outside the Citizenship and immigration office, along with many others, not wanting to risk deportation now that Trump is in office.
>Guy #1: I've had enough of this waiting, save my place, I'm going to shoot Donald Trump myself.
several hours later he returns.
>Guy #2: well? did you get him?
>Guy #1: no, The line for that was even longer than the one here.
Trump walks into the Oval office, turns to his administrative team and says, I want to organise the deportation of 10,000 Muslims and one kitten.
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Mike Pence says. Mr. President, why do you want to deport a kitten? Trump smiles and turns to the rest of the table. You see, no one cares about the Muslims.
