Deportation Jokes

Following is our collection of eviction puns and prez one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Deportation jokes for adults, dirty deport jokes and clean comey dad gags for kids.

The Best Deportation Puns

"Mr. Trump, have you changed your plans for mass deportation?"

"No, I have not. I will deport 11 million undocumented immigrants and two dogs."

"Why the two dogs?"

"See? Nobody cares about the immigrants!"

two foreigners in america are applying for citizenship

They're lined up outside the Citizenship and immigration office, along with many others, not wanting to risk deportation now that Trump is in office.

>Guy #1: I've had enough of this waiting, save my place, I'm going to shoot Donald Trump myself.

several hours later he returns.

>Guy #2: well? did you get him?

>Guy #1: no, The line for that was even longer than the one here.

Trump walks into the Oval office, turns to his administrative team and says, I want to organise the deportation of 10,000 Muslims and one kitten.

Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Mike Pence says. Mr. President, why do you want to deport a kitten? Trump smiles and turns to the rest of the table. You see, no one cares about the Muslims.

After Kanye and Donald Trump met up the other day, they will be working on a new album together....

The Deportation of Pablo

Senator John McCain is Pro-Mexican Deportation and Pro-Trump Wall.

He hates the Mexicans because of what they did to him and his men at the Alamo.


Madonna has many foreign boyfriends.. some are from Canada, Brazil, Mexico, France, England, Chile...

For her, Deportation is a Douche!

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