Deport Jokes

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The Best Deport Puns

Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses.

He replied,"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you do not have to feed him again."

Trump 20:16

I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my Latina mother in law

Who lives at 324 3rd st. Los Angeles. She gets off at 6

"Mr. Trump, have you changed your plans for mass deportation?"

"No, I have not. I will deport 11 million undocumented immigrants and two dogs."

"Why the two dogs?"

"See? Nobody cares about the immigrants!"

Trump walks into the Oval office, turns to his administrative team and says, I want to organise the deportation of 10,000 Muslims and one kitten.

Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Mike Pence says. Mr. President, why do you want to deport a kitten? Trump smiles and turns to the rest of the table. You see, no one cares about the Muslims.

I would like to get deported

Said no Juan ever.


I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my latina mother-in-law

Her address is 1837 3rd St, LA 90023, blue house. She gets off work at 6.

Yugi: Kaiba! How come Your card grabbed my card's groin and threatened to deport it...

Kaiba: You fool! You've activated my Trump card.

So I proposed a new bill to my congressman that would deport 1,000,000 Mexicans and 1 chicken

When he asked about the chicken I said "See no one cares about the Mexicans"

Milio Yiannopoulos is now an unemployed immigrant on a work visa.

Let's deport him!

I just got deported by the government of Austria due to my bad Arnold Scharzenegger impressions, and all the flights to America are full.

Don't worry, I'll just get to the helicoper

How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.


What does America and Apple both have in common?

They both started to de-port when jobs died.

Give a migrant a fish and you'll feed him for the day.

Deport him and local girls won't get raped.

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

I've heard the White House is developing a machine to identify Mexicans before they cross the border.

They're calling it Minority Deport.

Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day

Deport a man and you'll never have to feed him again. -Donald J. Trump

Republicans have decided to support DACA!

Deport All Criminal Aliens

Trump: I want to deport 11,000,000 illegal immigrant and 2 puppies.

People: 2 puppies!? Why?
Trump: See, nobody cares about illegal immigrants.

Trump is in a paradox

He needs construction workers to build the wall, but he's trying to deport all the construction workers

I thought of this on the spot that's why it's bad sorry


How can Donald Trump deport millions of illegal immigrants?

By completely ignoring, these are only campaign promises.

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