Depleting Jokes
16 depleting jokes and hilarious depleting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about depleting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Depleting Short Jokes
Short depleting jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The depleting humour may include short jokes also.
- My wife depleted the power on my phone when I needed it the most. Yet I'm the one who is charged of battery...
- I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury... I guess you could say they were baroque.
- What do you call the iron-stealing, oxygen-depleting metalloproteins that lurk in the red blood cells of all vertebrates? Hemogoblins.
- I went to a store and there was a sample table on display with depleted batteries: Needless to say, they were free of charge.
- I approach the boring task of buying tampons with the same procrastination used when needing to fill the car up with petrol: ignore depleting supplies until well in the red.
- You know you have a problem when... Your personal l**... is depleting like two people are using it, but you live alone...
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Depleting One Liners
Which depleting one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with depleting? I can suggest the ones about and .
- I only like my Uranium one way. [depleted]
- Help! I'm trapped in the wilderness and all my supplies are [depleted]
- 10 Seldom-Used Batteries that Might be Depleted... #7 will shock you!
- What depletes faster the more you use it? Toilet Paper
Depleting Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about depleting you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make depleting pranks.
Chinese vacationers
A Chinese family arrives in Los Angeles to begin their American vacation. They approach the currency exchange window to exchange 10,000 Chinese yuan. The agent gives them $1,600 and they go on their way. They enjoy their vacation but realize their American funds are depleting quickly. They return to the currency exchange a week later to exchange another 10,000 Yuan. This time the exchange agent hands over $1,400. The Chinese man asks in broken yet effective English why the exchanged amount is $200 less. The agent shrugs his shoulders and politely replies "Fluctuations". The Chinese man suddenly becomes enraged and replies "Fluck you Americans!"
Finnish joke where a competition between a finn, a swede and a norwegian ends in a tie.
So a finn, a swede and a norwegian are drinking and boasting on a shore of a large lake. They decide that the way to decide who is strongest is for them to swim to the opposite shore somewhere behind the horizon and see who is the fastest.
The swede goes first but drowns after 1/3 of the way. The finn and the norwegian don't see the drowning so they decide that the norwegian shoud go next. The norwegian gets to 2/3 of the way but then, all his strenght depleted drowns like the swede. The finn waits on the shore for a while to see a sign of either of them but then decides that even though they have probably already on the opposite shore celebrating their victory he too will try to brave the distance. The finn swims and swims untill he is only 40 meters from the goal but then feeling tired and defeated, he decides that he can't do it and swims back to the start.