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30 depictions jokes and hilarious depictions puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about depictions that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Depictions Short Jokes

Short depictions jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The depictions humour may include short jokes also.

  1. What would be the best way to visually depict the number of nightclubs in my city? I'm thinking I should use a bar graph.
  2. I finally realized why the painting of Washington crossing the Delaware is such a big deal It depicts the last time someone willingly entered New Jersey.
  3. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was NOT an accurate depiction of what really happened. They used different chainsaws.
  4. I made a movie about hypochondria but nobody came to see it. They shunned my depiction of a fictional affliction.
  5. Leonardo da Vinci's painting The Last Supper depicts all apostles and Jesus sitting on one side of the table. There must have been a show and karaoke.
  6. Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers?
    People were confused about which side to spit

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Depictions One Liners

Which depictions one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with depictions? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. Why do crucifixion depictions always portray Jesus as muscular? Crossfit
  2. On a crucifix…why is Jesus always depicted with well defined abs? CrossFit
  3. If I drew a cartoon depicting Mohamed and Harambe dating It would be Haram-Bae
  4. Why is crucified Jesus always depicted with six pack abs? He did CrossFit.
  5. Why is Jesus depicted as a white guy? Because he was perfect.
  6. What show depicts a new pair of Jordons getting ruined? African American Horror Story
  7. What else can you call pictures depicting children s**...? Underdeveloped photos.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about depictions can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of depictions puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Depictions Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about depictions you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make depictions prank.

An artist is commissioned to create a painting to celebrate Soviet-Polish relations...

to be entitled 'Lenin in Poland'.
Around a month later the artist unveils his painting to a crowd of Soviet dignitaries, and it is greeted by gasps of disgust
The painting depicts Lenin's wife in bed with Leonid Trotsky
One of the assembled guests asks 'But where is Lenin?'
To which the artist replied, 'Lenin's in Poland'

The famous joke from eastern europe. Depicting a stereotypic slooow estonian character.

An Estonian stands by a railway track.
Another Estonian passes by on a handcar, pushing the pump up and down.
The first one asks: Is it a long way to Tallinn?
Not too long.
He gets on the car and joins pushing the pump up and down.
After two hours of silent pumping the first Estonian asks again: Is it a long way still to Tallinn?
Now, it is very long way to Tallinn.

Lenin in Poland

An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland."
The artist is confused; "Lenin never went to Poland" he claims. The commissioner doesnt care about the facts however, and just wants the painting.
When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests; the painting depicts Nadezhda Krupskaya (Lenin's wife) n**... in bed with Leon Trotsky.
One guest asks, "But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" To which the painter replies, "Lenin is in Poland."

What do you call it when a South African camalid is having problems with her child's school project depicting the 44th Baby llama mamma's Obama diorama drama! of the United States?

Baby llama mamma's Obama diorama drama!
Thanks for texting this to me, John.

A young carpenter was looking to make some money...

Shortly after Jesus was crucified, a young carpenter saw his opportunity to make some money from the late martyr. He began making small wooden crucifixes depicting Jesus, and people were queuing up to buy them.
One day, a man came in with a request. "I want you to make the biggest crucifix you can. I am very rich. I will pay you more money than you can imagine," he said. The carpenter said he would try his best.
And so he began. He toiled day and night, carving every intricate detail to create the biggest depiction of Jesus on the cross that he could.
When he was done, the rich man returned. Upon seeing the carpenter's work, he exclaimed "This is magnificent! This is the biggest carving I've ever seen!" Truly pleased, the rich man handed over the money he promised. The carpenter accepted it, and smiled gleefully - he had made a huge prophet.

An old Soviet joke..

An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet–Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests; the painting depicts Nadezhda Krupskaya (Lenin's wife) n**... in bed with Leon Trotsky. One guest asks, "But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" To which the painter replies, "Lenin is in Poland."

An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet–Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland."

When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests; the painting depicts Lenin's wife n**... in bed with Leon Trotsky. A voice calls out, "But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" To which the painter replies, "Lenin is in Poland."

Jesus and Buddha are sitting in Heaven.

Buddha: "I should've made one of those rules where people aren't allowed to depict me."
Jesus: "Why?"
Buddha: "They keep making me look fat!"
Jesus: "Tell me about it. I've been a blond white guy for two thousand years!"

Horse Statues

If a statue depicting a person on a horse with all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in a battle.
If a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in a battle.
However, with a horse's all four legs in the air, the person died of falling from the horse.

Vladimir Putin, surrounded by his aides and bodyguards.....

visits a modern art exhibition. "What the h**... is this green circle with yellow spots all over?" he asked. His aide answered, "This painting, president Putin, depicts our heroic peasants fighting for the fulfillment of the plan to produce two hundred million tons of grain."
"Ah-h… And what is this black triangle with red strips?" "This painting shows our heroic industrial workers in a factory." "And what is this dwarf with donkey ears?"
"Mr. president, this is not a painting, this is a mirror." 

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