The Best 4 Depiction Jesus Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Depiction Jesus jokes. There are some depiction jesus jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these depiction jesus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Depiction Jesus Jokes and Puns

Why do crucifixion depictions always portray Jesus as muscular?

Crossfit

Jesus and Buddha are sitting in Heaven.

Buddha: "I should've made one of those rules where people aren't allowed to depict me."

Jesus: "Why?"

Buddha: "They keep making me look fat!"

Jesus: "Tell me about it. I've been a blond white guy for two thousand years!"

Why is crucified Jesus always depicted with six pack abs?

He did CrossFit.

Leonardo da Vinci's painting The Last Supper depicts all apostles and Jesus sitting on one side of the table.

There must have been a show and karaoke.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the depiction jesus jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working depiction jesus piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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