The Best 18 Dependent Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dependent jokes. There are some dependent eggnogstic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dependent dependency puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dependent Jokes and Puns

A husband and wife...

Were sitting at home when the husband suddenly said, "Honey, just so you know, I never want to be kept alive in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

So the wife got up, pulled the plug on the T.V. and threw out all of his beer.

My grandpa told me, "You millennials are too dependent on technology...

.. so I plugged out his life support

The growth of coronavirus in a given area is dependent on 2 primary factors:

1. How dense the population is

2. How dense the population is

Dependent joke, The growth of coronavirus in a given area is dependent on 2 primary factors:

A man and his wife was sitting in the living room

Husband:Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.

His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.

My Grandfather Says I should not be so Dependent upon technology...

...Yet he is the one hooked to life support.


What do you call a clingy, moody scientist?

A dependent variable

The right to die

A man and his wife are sitting in the living room, and he says to her: "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

His wife gets up and unplugs the TV.

Dependent joke, The right to die

I told my grand kids that I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle...

So they unplugged my computer and threw out my bourbon..

Bakeries are very dependent on money

They knead the dough.

That name to call an alcoholic Santa?

A dependent Claus.

An English Joke

What happens to Santa when he gets addicted to heroin?

He becomes a dependent clause

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How many people with ASD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

That's entirely dependent on the situation.

An old man said to his grandson playing on a tablet...You younger generation are too dependent on technology.

His grandson said...Which one of us needs a pacemaker to live?

I can't go anywhere without my hot chocolate.

I'm cocoa dependent.

Your mom is so fat

When she was applying for Health Insurance she had to claim herself as a dependent.

All cats are Libertarians!

Completely dependent on others, but fully convinced of their own independence.

Dependent joke, All cats are Libertarians!

What are little rats called

Dependent on how the parents name them

Four Original Math/Science Jokes

1. Yo momma's so mean her Z-score is zero!

2. What do you do with a high concentration bomb?
You diffuse it.

3. Why was X mad at the IRS?
He couldn't list Y as his dependent

4. Why did the students do well on the hard calc test?
Because the grade was on a curve

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dependent independent jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dependent massless piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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