Dependent Jokes

Funniest Dependent Short Jokes

Short dependent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dependent humour may include short depends jokes also.

1. Reviews for Hogwarts Legacy are coming in. Most reviewers are giving it a 9 3/4 depending on the platform.
2. Will carrying a torch save you from an attacking bear? Depends on how fast you can carry it.
3. How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? Depends. Sometimes it takes one. Sometimes it takes a Zildjian.
4. A woman asked me if I thought she was wearing to much makeup. I told her it depends on whether or not she was trying to kill Batman.
5. I like my shovels like I like my women.. I like my shovels like I like my women.
   Sturdy. Dependable. Can help me bury a body.
6. Dodged the bullet A girl asked me today if she is wearing too much make-up. I told her my reply depends on whether or not she intends to kill Batman.
7. A guy walks into a Bar And asks for a beer.
   The bartender: 'do you want a normal beer or a no-alcohol?'
   'It depends. Do you want normal money or Monopoly's?'
8. when you visit America, what will the temperature of the water be? It depends what state it's in
9. I told my wife "if ever I become comatose and depend on a machine for my survival, unplug me" She unplugged the computer.
10. My girl asked me what I thought about babies Apparently "depends on how they're cooked" was not any acceptable answer

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Dependent One Liners

Which dependent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dependent? I can suggest the ones about based and descending.

1. What's Hillary Clinton's favorite Christmas carol? Depends, what is yours?
2. I rely on hotels so much I've actually become quite Inn-dependent
3. Drunk man: "Is life worth living?" well, it depends on the liver.
4. Is it possible to be bored to death? That all depends on the drill.
5. Do 90-year-old men wear boxers or briefs? Depends.
6. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them.
7. Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom? Depends.
8. I went on a date last night. She asked me "Boxers or briefs?" "Depends."
9. How many babies does it take to open a door? It depends on how hard you can throw.
10. Roses are red Roses are blue, depending on their velocity relative to you
11. What does 69 taste like to a 69 year old? Depends...
12. What does a 74 year old woman taste like? Depends.
13. How long does a Congressman serve? Depends on his sentence.
14. I'm dating an older woman. When i go down you know what it tastes like? Depends...
15. What does the lunch line at the old folks home smell like? Depends.

Delightful Fun Dependent Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

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