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Funniest Dependent Short Jokes

Short dependent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dependent humour may include short depends jokes also.

1. Reviews for Hogwarts Legacy are coming in. Most reviewers are giving it a 9 3/4 depending on the platform.
2. A man runs into a bar and shouts, Quick! How tall is a penguin?! The bartender says, Depends. Less than 3 feet.
   The man cries out, Oh my God! I just drove over a nun!
3. Will carrying a torch save you from an attacking bear? Depends on how fast you can carry it.
4. How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? Depends. Sometimes it takes one. Sometimes it takes a Zildjian.
5. A woman asked me if I thought she was wearing to much makeup. I told her it depends on whether or not she was trying to kill Batman.
6. I like my shovels like I like my women.. I like my shovels like I like my women.
   Sturdy. Dependable. Can help me bury a body.
7. How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? It depends on whether you'll see them later or in a while.
8. Dodged the bullet A girl asked me today if she is wearing too much make-up. I told her my reply depends on whether or not she intends to kill Batman.
9. If two vegetarians get into a fight, would it still be called a beef? Not sure, depends on what's at steak.
10. The spread of coronavirus within a country depends on two factors: 1) How dense the country's population is
    2) How dense the country's population is

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Dependent One Liners

Which dependent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dependent? I can suggest the ones about based and descending.

1. What's Hillary Clinton's favorite Christmas carol? Depends, what is yours?
2. I rely on hotels so much I've actually become quite Inn-dependent
3. Someone asked President Biden, "Boxers or briefs?" He said, "Depends."
4. Drunk man: "Is life worth living?" well, it depends on the liver.
5. Is it possible to be bored to death? That all depends on the drill.
6. Do 90-year-old men wear boxers or briefs? Depends.
7. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them.
8. Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom? Depends.
9. I went on a date last night. She asked me "Boxers or briefs?" "Depends."
10. How many babies does it take to open a door? It depends on how hard you can throw.
11. Roses are red Roses are blue, depending on their velocity relative to you
12. What does 69 taste like to a 69 year old? Depends...
13. What does a 74 year old woman taste like? Depends.
14. How long does a Congressman serve? Depends on his sentence.
15. I'm dating an older woman. When i go down you know what it tastes like? Depends...

Delightful Fun Dependent Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about dependent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean owed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dependent pranks.