Dependant Jokes

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The Best Dependant Puns

So I was visiting my elderly neighbor the other day and he told me something:

He said "Your generation is too dependant on technology."

I replied with "No your generation is." Then I unplugged his life support.

My grandfather told me my generation is too dependant on technology now-a-days.

I told the doctor to pull his plug.

I'm such an alcoholic....

That when Alcohol does its taxes, it claims me as its
dependant!

My wife used to be co-dependent, so I put her picture in a necklace

Now she's in de-pendant

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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