The Best 16 Depend Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Depend jokes. There are some depend belive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 Funniest Depend Jokes and Puns
What does a mumble rapper and a politician have in common?
both of their careers depend on incomprehensible bullshit
I told my wife "if ever I become comatose and depend on a machine for my survival, unplug me"
She unplugged the computer.
My grandparents think that I depend too much on technology.
They always talk about how much my generation depends on technology, and my grandfather always mentions it whenever I visit them, so then I replied, no, your generation depends too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but the price will depend on where you want to put it in.
Why can you always depend on Anti-Gravity?
Because it will never let you down.
Give him what he wants.
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple in their bedroom.
The husband turned to his wife and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen action in years. If he wants sex, I think it's best to just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it."
"I'm so relieved you feel that way," replies his wife, "because he told me he thinks you're really cute."
"You know, honey, when i'm old and very ill, i don't want to live like a vegetable..
i don't want to depend on any machine or any other fluids that are supposed to keep me alive". As i said that to her, she looked at me dearly, then she went on to confiscate my phone, laptop and flushed down the toilet all the beer i had.
Everyone asks me why I eat like I got out of prison. I explain them that in a family with 5 siblings it's a race to the snacks like lives depend on it.
Also I've spent 9 years in prison.
What can you always depend on, but will always let you down?
>!Gravity!<
My girlfriend said the number of kids we have will depend on the number of carats I get her in her wedding ring.
I says " I don't know how you're going to have half a kid!"
I wonder if the views of a color blind person depend on the circumstances of the scenario
Or if they just see the world in black and white.
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Did you know that depending on their mood, people produce two different smelling types of sweat?
That's just my two scents on the topic
Depending on who you are determines what colors you see the dress as.
Chris Brown sees it as black and blue.
"Come on everybody let's hit the polls like our lives depend on it!"
- Stormy Daniels
I am going to state my gender as 0÷0 on my job applications.
Because it will depend on how they approach me.
My grandpa said our generation of kids depend to much on tech...
I said "No, your generation depends too much on tech".
And I unplugged his life support.
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