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both of their careers depend on incomprehensible bullshit
She unplugged the computer.
They always talk about how much my generation depends on technology, and my grandfather always mentions it whenever I visit them, so then I replied, no, your generation depends too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support.
Just one, but the price will depend on where you want to put it in.
Because it will never let you down.
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple in their bedroom.
The husband turned to his wife and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen action in years. If he wants sex, I think it's best to just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it."
"I'm so relieved you feel that way," replies his wife, "because he told me he thinks you're really cute."
i don't want to depend on any machine or any other fluids that are supposed to keep me alive". As i said that to her, she looked at me dearly, then she went on to confiscate my phone, laptop and flushed down the toilet all the beer i had.
Also I've spent 9 years in prison.
I says " I don't know how you're going to have half a kid!"
Or if they just see the world in black and white.
That's just my two scents on the topic
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Chris Brown sees it as black and blue.
- Stormy Daniels
Because it will depend on how they approach me.
I said "No, your generation depends too much on tech".
And I unplugged his life support.
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