The Best 4 Depeche Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Depeche jokes. There are some depeche stuck jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these depeche enjoy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Depeche Jokes and Puns

Really freaked out for a bit, my computer was giving me personalised Jesus quotes.

Turns out I had it set to depeche mode.

I keep loading paper into my printer but it keeps saying "I just can't get enough"

I think it's stuck in Depeche Mode.

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

What did the lead singer of Depeche Mode say to the son of God when he asked for his own army?

Your own personnel, Jesus.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the depeche turns jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working depeche god piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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