Following is our collection of arrival puns and flight one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Departure jokes for adults, dirty leave jokes and clean steward dad gags for kids.
"Hebert" *cough* "Everything is settled for my final departure, I just have one final thing to ask of you" *cough* "Should you ever find a new woman in your life please do not let her wear my clothes..."
Herbert: "Okay hun, I promise... she's not your size anyway..."
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, instead he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
they'll baldly go where no man has gone before.
She started to shake as she read her fortune cookie:
today's investment will pay big dividends!
There is an abundance of airforce jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes and departure puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any customs witze you can hear about departure.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.