Deodorant Jokes

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The Best Deodorant Puns

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Me: this isn't deodorant

I happily dad joked my fiancΓ©

While on her way to work, she texted me saying she only put deodorant on one side.

To which I replied, "At least you won't smell half bad!"

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth

Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth...

and now I talk with a strange Axe scent.

I bought myself a new deodorant stick this morning.

The instructions say " remove cap and push up bottom ".

I can't walk very well at the moment, but every time I fart, the room smells incredible.


I purchased a deodorant stick today

Instructions say, Remove cap and push up bottom
I can hardly walk but the room smells lovely when I fart.

What did one deodorant say to the other?

I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.

I got a new stick of deodorant today.

The instructions said 'remove cap and push up bottom'

I can barely walk, but when I fart the room smells wonderful

I bought a new deodorant yesterday.

The instructions say "Remove cap and push up bottom." Wouldn't it be better to put it under your arms?

I accidentally sprayed a deodorant in my mouth,

Now I have this weird axe scent.

I don't know why people use odorless deodorant

It makes no scents!


Just bought a new deodorant...

The instructions say 'remove cap and push up bottom.'

...which helps with the smell, admittedly, but hurts a lot!

I got a new deodorant today.

The instructions said "remove cap and push up bottom".

Now I can hardly walk, but my farts smell AWESOME

Why do dinosaurs need deodorant?

Because they're ex stincked.

Courteousy my five year old nephew, be nice.

Why won't the mother deodorant let her daughter carry a bag?

Because she is an anti-purse-parent.

Lily went to a nearby pharmacy to buy her partner some deodorant.

A salesclerk comes up to her and asks what she's looking for.

"I'm looking for some deodorant for my boyfriend, but I don't know what kind he uses."

"Is it the ball type?"

"No," she replied. "It's for his armpits."

What kind of deodorant do dwarves use?

They don't like to choose but when they do they pickaxe

What deodorant do miners pick?

They pick Axe

I bought a new deodorant today.

The instructions said "open cap and push up bottom". Now I can't walk but my farts smell awesome.


I just bought this new deodorant, the instructions said "remove cap and push up bottom"

I can hardly walk but when I fart it smells amazing

I went to buy a new deodorant

The assistant asked is it the ball type? No I said it's for under my arms.

Warning labels are stupid.

I bought some deodorant and it said on the can, "Avoid contact with eyes" TOO LATE, I'd already seen it

My douchebag nephew puts on loads of deodorant and I have a hard time understanding him.

He has too strong of an axe scent.

What's the opposite of deodorant?

Deodoruncle.

Man charged with terrorism for covid 19 joke

Man filmed licking deodorant at Walmart while saying coronavirus:

Deodorant

I think we should all put on two kinds of deodorant. One for each armpit. But thats just my 2 scents.

I'm going to a deodorant party this weekend...

Roll on Saturday!

I caught my girlfriend using my deodorant again

Whatever, it can be our secret.

A friend of mine came up to me earlier and asked if I wore deodorant

I told him it was a *Secret*

My deodorant is called "state's evidence"...

Part of the Wetness Protection program.

In my opinion guys should only us two fragrances of Old Spice deodorant...

Fuji or Timber...

but that's just my two scents.

One time I ate a bar of deodorant.

Nothing weird happened except I got a weird *accent*.

Someone broke into my house last night...

They took all my soap, shampoo, deodorant and toothpaste. They made a clean getaway.

What's the best smelling insect?

This was found on the back of my Laffy Taffy wrapper. The answer is deodor-ant.

What's the H.P. wizarding world's most popular deodorant?

Ex-Smelly-Armus

Someone's deodorant is not working...

And I know it's not me because I'm not wearing any.

A swede is looking to buy some deodorant

He goes into the store and is asked would you like ball or aerosol?
Taken aback he replies I would like armpit..

A man walks into a Swedish chemist shop.....

... and asks for some deodorant. The shopkeeper says 'ball or aerosol?' The man answers 'neither, I want it for my armpits.

*Air horn screams out from the bathroom* ... a few seconds pass ... *Air horn screams again*

Me: "Wait, where's my deodorant?"

Why did the ectoparasite need to put on deodorant?

because it was a Muskito

As an environmentalist, I've been trying to teach my teen boys to be environmentally friendly.

We're starting with deodorant

Swedish Chemist's Shop

(Imagine the Swedish accents)

A man goes into a Swedish chemists shop.
The assistant says, Good morning sir, how may I help you today?"
The customer says, "I'd like to buy a deodorant please."
"Certainly sir. Ball or aerosol?"
The customer replies, "No, I'd like it for my armpits."

I had an art teacher in school who didn't believe in deodorant

boy was he an aroma to be around

This deodorant says avoid contact with eyes

Too late...I've already seen it.

A Sciencetology leader is asked for his favorite deodorant

He replied Axe, of course.

We didn't ask her, but we suspect his wife wouldn't agree.

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