The Best 45 Deodorant Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deodorant jokes. There are some deodorant drugstore jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deodorant fragrance puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Deodorant Jokes and Puns

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Me: this isn't deodorant

Just bought a new deodorant...

The instructions say 'remove cap and push up bottom.'

...which helps with the smell, admittedly, but hurts a lot!

I happily dad joked my fiancΓ©

While on her way to work, she texted me saying she only put deodorant on one side.

To which I replied, "At least you won't smell half bad!"

Deodorant joke, I happily dad joked my fiancΓ©

How does good deodorant smell?


Someone's deodorant is not working...

And I know it's not me because I'm not wearing any.

I don't know why people use odorless deodorant

It makes no scents!

I bought a new deodorant today.

The instructions said "open cap and push up bottom". Now I can't walk but my farts smell awesome.

Deodorant joke, I bought a new deodorant today.

My deodorant is called "state's evidence"...

Part of the Wetness Protection program.

Someone broke into my house last night...

They took all my soap, shampoo, deodorant and toothpaste. They made a clean getaway.

In my opinion guys should only us two fragrances of Old Spice deodorant...

Fuji or Timber...

but that's just my two scents.

What did one deodorant say to the other?

I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.

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I had an art teacher in school who didn't believe in deodorant

boy was he an aroma to be around

As an environmentalist, I've been trying to teach my teen boys to be environmentally friendly.

We're starting with deodorant

A man walks into a Swedish chemist shop.....

... and asks for some deodorant. The shopkeeper says 'ball or aerosol?' The man answers 'neither, I want it for my armpits.

What kind of deodorant do dwarves use?

They don't like to choose but when they do they pickaxe

I got a new stick of deodorant today.

The instructions said 'remove cap and push up bottom'

I can barely walk, but when I fart the room smells wonderful

Deodorant joke, I got a new stick of deodorant today.

A friend of mine came up to me earlier and asked if I wore deodorant

I told him it was a *Secret*

I just bought this new deodorant, the instructions said "remove cap and push up bottom"

I can hardly walk but when I fart it smells amazing

I caught my girlfriend using my deodorant again

Whatever, it can be our secret.

I bought myself a new deodorant stick this morning.

The instructions say " remove cap and push up bottom ".

I can't walk very well at the moment, but every time I fart, the room smells incredible.

What's the opposite of deodorant?


A swede is looking to buy some deodorant

He goes into the store and is asked would you like ball or aerosol?
Taken aback he replies I would like armpit..

I'm going to a deodorant party this weekend...

Roll on Saturday!

Why won't the mother deodorant let her daughter carry a bag?

Because she is an anti-purse-parent.

I bought a new deodorant yesterday.

The instructions say "Remove cap and push up bottom." Wouldn't it be better to put it under your arms?

Warning labels are stupid.

I bought some deodorant and it said on the can, "Avoid contact with eyes" TOO LATE, I'd already seen it

*Air horn screams out from the bathroom* ... a few seconds pass ... *Air horn screams again*

Me: "Wait, where's my deodorant?"

Why did the ectoparasite need to put on deodorant?

because it was a Muskito

I purchased a deodorant stick today

Instructions say, Remove cap and push up bottom
I can hardly walk but the room smells lovely when I fart.

My douchebag nephew puts on loads of deodorant and I have a hard time understanding him.

He has too strong of an axe scent.

Man charged with terrorism for covid 19 joke

Man filmed licking deodorant at Walmart while saying coronavirus:

Why do dinosaurs need deodorant?

Because they're ex stincked.

Courteousy my five year old nephew, be nice.

Swedish Chemist's Shop

(Imagine the Swedish accents)

A man goes into a Swedish chemists shop.
The assistant says, Good morning sir, how may I help you today?"
The customer says, "I'd like to buy a deodorant please."
"Certainly sir. Ball or aerosol?"
The customer replies, "No, I'd like it for my armpits."


I think we should all put on two kinds of deodorant. One for each armpit. But thats just my 2 scents.

What's the best smelling insect?

This was found on the back of my Laffy Taffy wrapper. The answer is deodor-ant.

What's the H.P. wizarding world's most popular deodorant?


I got a new deodorant today.

The instructions said "remove cap and push up bottom".

Now I can hardly walk, but my farts smell AWESOME

One time I ate a bar of deodorant.

Nothing weird happened except I got a weird *accent*.

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth...

and now I talk with a strange Axe scent.

I accidentally sprayed a deodorant in my mouth,

Now I have this weird axe scent.

I went to buy a new deodorant

The assistant asked is it the ball type? No I said it's for under my arms.

What deodorant do miners pick?

They pick Axe

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth

Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent

Lily went to a nearby pharmacy to buy her partner some deodorant.

A salesclerk comes up to her and asks what she's looking for.

"I'm looking for some deodorant for my boyfriend, but I don't know what kind he uses."

"Is it the ball type?"

"No," she replied. "It's for his armpits."

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today...

Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deodorant cologne jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working deodorant deo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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