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There is no cure.
But I'm sticking to my guns.
There are people who still deny it ever happened.
Every time they show Ray Lewis on the screen, stab someone in your party and then deny it was you.
Because it challenges their world view.
I stand by what I said, whatever it is that I said.
I deny saying that, whatever it is that I said.
He said they punched his rights out.
But you can't deny their suicide business is booming.
"I'll be right back."
He's known for being a bit of a troublemaker, but the teacher can't deny him if he needs the restroom. The teacher says, "Alright, you can go. But first, spell today's vocabulary word, 'pterodactyl'."
He spells out, "T-E-R-O-D-A-C-T-Y-L."
She says to him, "Good job. However, you left out the P. Because it's silent?"
"Yeah," he goes, "and it's dripping down my pants."
Alfred: "Some men just want to watch the world butn."
Because they can't accept the failure - Kardashians are still alive
.....No matter how many times you deny either, they just keep coming back.
LoL player couldn't deny
The Dota2 player says "Dota2 is an objectively better game." The LoL player can't deny.
Because she was scared of comet-ment
I really don't think it's a big problem.
I accept defeat
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
There is no cure
Nobody can *deny* a jolly-good fellow!
You can't deny that they are both great way of getting rid of children.
I can't deny.
...And deny it.
She can't deny that she's the one married to a total loser.
Nein nein nein!!!
Is the night, deny it to me.
I wanna watch you and then deny it when I get caught
They're sticking to their guns.
No I don't.
Papadams
I suppose since I haven't been good this year I'll be getting coal instead.
I tried to deny it, but the writing was already on the wall.
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