Deny Jokes

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The Best Deny Puns

I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80s bands.

There is no cure.

They might deny pouring glue on my weapons...

But I'm sticking to my guns.

What does having sex with me and the holocaust have in common?

There are people who still deny it ever happened.

Fun Super Bowl Game:

Every time they show Ray Lewis on the screen, stab someone in your party and then deny it was you.

Why do Flat-earthers deny science?

Because it challenges their world view.


How to describe Mitt Romney in two sentences.

I stand by what I said, whatever it is that I said.

I deny saying that, whatever it is that I said.

Was out of the loop. Asian friend told me United Airlines has the power to deny your liberties

He said they punched his rights out.

Say what you will about ISIS...

But you can't deny their suicide business is booming.

A kid gets out of his seat to leave class

"I'll be right back."

He's known for being a bit of a troublemaker, but the teacher can't deny him if he needs the restroom. The teacher says, "Alright, you can go. But first, spell today's vocabulary word, 'pterodactyl'."

He spells out, "T-E-R-O-D-A-C-T-Y-L."

She says to him, "Good job. However, you left out the P. Because it's silent?"

"Yeah," he goes, "and it's dripping down my pants."

Batman: "Alfred, why do people deny global warming?"

Alfred: "Some men just want to watch the world butn."

Why does Turkey deny armenian genocide?

Because they can't accept the failure - Kardashians are still alive


Why is the window's 10 update similar to a stalker?

.....No matter how many times you deny either, they just keep coming back.

Dota player said LoL sucks

LoL player couldn't deny

A dota2 player and a LoL player walk into a pub...

The Dota2 player says "Dota2 is an objectively better game." The LoL player can't deny.

Why did the female asteroid deny her boyfriends marriage proposal?

Because she was scared of comet-ment

My wife says I deny everything...

I really don't think it's a big problem.

Apparently I have a foot fetish. Feet make me so excited, but I'm always ashamed. I really want to deny it, but after a year of lying to myself...

I accept defeat

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

I have a particular disease for which I deny the existence of some 80s bands

There is no cure


What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can *deny* a jolly-good fellow!

While Abortion and Adoption are very different things,

You can't deny that they are both great way of getting rid of children.

I play LoL and a guy says dota is better

I can't deny.

After many years of philosophizing, I have decided to affirm the principle of non-contradiction...

...And deny it.

Whenever I argue with my wife, it's from a position of strength.

She can't deny that she's the one married to a total loser.

How many Nazis does it take to deny the holocaust?

Nein nein nein!!!

The darkest part of the day

Is the night, deny it to me.

Baby, you're a Sex and the City episode

I wanna watch you and then deny it when I get caught

Did you hear about the cowboys who deny robbing the glue factory?

They're sticking to their guns.

I deny everything I say

No I don't.

What do you call a barrier to deny water to a certain area and raise water levels in the other area built by Indian fathers?

Papadams

All I wanted for Christmas was a president who doesn't deny climate change.

I suppose since I haven't been good this year I'll be getting coal instead.

The police caught me while I was spraypainting graffiti.

I tried to deny it, but the writing was already on the wall.

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