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I stand by what I said, whatever it is that I said.
I deny saying that, whatever it is that I said.
Every time they show Ray Lewis on the screen, stab someone in your party and then deny it was you.
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
But you can't deny their suicide business is booming.
There are people who still deny it ever happened.
I really don't think it's a big problem.
.....No matter how many times you deny either, they just keep coming back.
I tried to deny it, but the writing was already on the wall.
There is no cure
Nein nein nein!!!
Nobody can *deny* a jolly-good fellow!
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I suppose since I haven't been good this year I'll be getting coal instead.
LoL player couldn't deny
Because she was scared of comet-ment
...And deny it.
Because they can't accept the failure - Kardashians are still alive
She can't deny that she's the one married to a total loser.
There is no cure.
I can't deny.
He said they punched his rights out.
The Dota2 player says "Dota2 is an objectively better game." The LoL player can't deny.
"I'll be right back."
He's known for being a bit of a troublemaker, but the teacher can't deny him if he needs the restroom. The teacher says, "Alright, you can go. But first, spell today's vocabulary word, 'pterodactyl'."
He spells out, "T-E-R-O-D-A-C-T-Y-L."
She says to him, "Good job. However, you left out the P. Because it's silent?"
"Yeah," he goes, "and it's dripping down my pants."
Because it challenges their world view.
But I'm sticking to my guns.
No I don't.
Alfred: "Some men just want to watch the world butn."
They're sticking to their guns.
I wanna watch you and then deny it when I get caught
Is the night, deny it to me.
Papadams
You can't deny that they are both great way of getting rid of children.
I accept defeat
Too much of a fright risk.
Art students are so dramatic deny them one thing and they go off and start a war
Very happy dog. One day I was drinking a beer and he wanted a sip. Who am I to deny him?
He had a sip and a body grew on his head! So I gave him a drink. A leg formed! Another drink, another leg, then another, and another. A final drink and he had a tail!
By now he was really drunk and I'm sure he had to pee, so I let him outside.
He staggered outside and into the road, where he was hit and killed.
I learned something that day.
It's better to quit while you're ahead.
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