Denver Jokes

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The Best Denver Puns

Poor kid

Was reading the news this morning and saw an article about a kid in Denver born without any eye lids.

The doctor decided that since the parents were having him circumcised, the foreskin could be made into eye lids for the kid.

The surgery actually turned out really well, kids just a little cockeyed.

My Dad actually said this is a Denver area Pizza Hut.

A group of maybe 6\-8 of us were finishing up our meal when a rather large woman \(our waitress\) came over and asked my dad if "we wanna box for our left over pizza?" Without skipping a beat, my dad looks her right in the eye and says "no, but I'll wrestle ya for it!". The look on her face was priceless!

What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a lottery ticket

One has a better chance of getting struck by lightning than winning, the other is a lottery ticket

Everyone generally agrees...

… John Denver was a plane down to earth kind of guy.

Last night on a flight to Denver I finally joined the mile high club!

.....solo aviators division.

-Arj Barker is a legend.

If people from Denver are Denverites and people from New Jersey are New Jerseyites...

Are people from Paris, Parisites?


I'm not your typical black comedian. I don't do a lot of jokes about white people. I'd like to, but I was born in Denver, Colorado

Why didn't John Denver take a shower on the plane?

He thought he'd wash up on shore.

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