The Best 8 Denver Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Denver jokes. There are some denver cities jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these denver john denver puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Denver Jokes and Puns

Poor kid

Was reading the news this morning and saw an article about a kid in Denver born without any eye lids.

The doctor decided that since the parents were having him circumcised, the foreskin could be made into eye lids for the kid.

The surgery actually turned out really well, kids just a little cockeyed.

My Dad actually said this is a Denver area Pizza Hut.

A group of maybe 6\-8 of us were finishing up our meal when a rather large woman \(our waitress\) came over and asked my dad if "we wanna box for our left over pizza?" Without skipping a beat, my dad looks her right in the eye and says "no, but I'll wrestle ya for it!". The look on her face was priceless!

What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a lottery ticket

One has a better chance of getting struck by lightning than winning, the other is a lottery ticket

Denver joke, What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a lottery ticket

Everyone generally agrees...

… John Denver was a plane down to earth kind of guy.

Last night on a flight to Denver I finally joined the mile high club!

.....solo aviators division.

-Arj Barker is a legend.


If people from Denver are Denverites and people from New Jersey are New Jerseyites...

Are people from Paris, Parisites?

NOT YOUR TYPICAL BLACK COMEDIAN

I'm not your typical black comedian. I don't do a lot of jokes about white people. I'd like to, but I was born in Denver, Colorado

Denver joke, NOT YOUR TYPICAL BLACK COMEDIAN

Why didn't John Denver take a shower on the plane?

He thought he'd wash up on shore.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the denver denver bronco jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working denver denver broncos piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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