The Best 21 Dentures Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Dentures jokes. There are some dentures orthodontist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dentures toothbrushes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Dentures Jokes and Puns
Whoever decided to call it Dentures....
Really missed the opportunity to call it Substitooths.
An elderly couple are at McDonald's
They order one meal between the 2 and go and sit down.
The guy in the booth next to them notices they've only got one meal and offers to buy them another one.
The elderly man says "no thank you we share everything"
So the elderly man then cuts the burger in half and gives half to his wife. She starts to eat and the elderly man just sits there.
The man in the booth looks over again and this time notices the elderly man isn't eating yet. So he asks "why aren't you eating as well?
The elderly man replies "I'm waiting for the dentures"
A trip to the dentist
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits down in the chair, pulls down her pants and spreads her legs. The dentist says to her, "I think you've got the wrong place. The gynecologist's office is upstairs." The woman says back, "No mistake. You put my husband's dentures in, and now you're gonna get them out."
A 75 year old used to put his fake teeth in a jar of water before sleeping
He used to do this every night. One day he felt thirsty and accidentally drank the water which he put his dentures. The next day, he had severe stomach pain and went to the doctor.
The doctor examined him thoroughly, wiped his brow of sweat visibly shaking and said - In all my years being a doctor, I thought I had seen everything. But this is the first time, I saw an asshole smiling at me .
What do you call a large gay man who wears dentures?
A gummy bear
Baby teeth
\- Hey neighbour what is going on, why is your husband screaming like that?!!
\- Nothing to worry neighbour, his teeth are coming out!
\- Wait what? Isn't he like 60 years old?!
\- Yeah, that's true but last night, during his sleep, he swallowed his dentures ...
People are saying Donald Trump is wearing dentures after he was slurring his speech yesterday.
I think this calls for a molar investigation.
My dentist offered to give me dentures for only a dollar.
It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth.
What do you call dentures made for sheep?
Lamb chops!
A woman walks into a dentist's office.
She promptly sits down on the seat, pulls off her pants, and spreads her legs. The dentist says 'Ma'am, you must be mistaken somehow!' and she responds, 'No, you put these dentures in my husband, and now you're gonna get them out!'
A women goes to a dentist
She sits down and spreads her legs. "Im not sure im the right person for this" the dentist says. The women replies " I know, but you put my husbands dentures in and now your gonna take them out".
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Bad holiday joke
I love Hollandaise sauce, and put it on everything, but the lemon juice in it reeks havoc on my dentures. My dentist said he has just the thing: dentures made of chrome. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
An older pastor gives an unusually long sermon.
After the three hour service, he's asked why. I was running very late today and accidentally put my wife's dentures in and couldn't stop talking.
He only had a dollar...
Did you hear about the guy who went to the dentist to get new dentures?
His insurance was denied and he only had a dollar on him...so he wound up with buck teeth.
The Tooth Fairy wasn't too impressed with the dentures I left under my pillow...
...Tooth be trolled.
What is another word for dentures?
Substitooth
Nobody really knew that grandma had dentures until....
...it came out during a conversation
Don't waste time brushing your teeth when you are young.
Simply put your dentures in the dishwasher when you're older.
My dad forgot his dentures on the way to dinner
I said "well dadgum it!"
I'm afraid my love for candy has finally caught up to me: last time I went to the dentist I had 7 cavities.
And I have dentures!
What can you say at the dinner table and in bed?
Grandma, put your dentures back in.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dentures gums jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working dentures denture piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.