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A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits down in the chair, pulls down her pants and spreads her legs. The dentist says to her, "I think you've got the wrong place. The gynecologist's office is upstairs." The woman says back, "No mistake. You put my husband's dentures in, and now you're gonna get them out."
A gummy bear
I think this calls for a molar investigation.
It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth.
She promptly sits down on the seat, pulls off her pants, and spreads her legs. The dentist says 'Ma'am, you must be mistaken somehow!' and she responds, 'No, you put these dentures in my husband, and now you're gonna get them out!'
She sits down and spreads her legs. "Im not sure im the right person for this" the dentist says. The women replies " I know, but you put my husbands dentures in and now your gonna take them out".
Lamb chops!
I love Hollandaise sauce, and put it on everything, but the lemon juice in it reeks havoc on my dentures. My dentist said he has just the thing: dentures made of chrome. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
Did you hear about the guy who went to the dentist to get new dentures?
His insurance was denied and he only had a dollar on him...so he wound up with buck teeth.
...Tooth be trolled.
After the three hour service, he's asked why. I was running very late today and accidentally put my wife's dentures in and couldn't stop talking.
Substitooth
...it came out during a conversation
Simply put your dentures in the dishwasher when you're older.
I said "well dadgum it!"
And I have dentures!
Grandma, put your dentures back in.
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