The Best 57 Dentists Jokes
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Top 10 Funniest Dentists Jokes and Puns
When my dentist reminded me about my wife's sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed about it for a while...
Then I remembered...................me and my wife have different dentists…
I heard BBC has a new period piece all about early 20th century dentists.
They're calling it 'Dentin Abby'!
Little old lady goes to a dentist...
A little old lady goes to the dentist.
She walks in to the dentists office, sits down, drops her panties, and lifts her legs.
Rather flustered the Dentist says, "I'm sorry madam, I'm not a gynaecologist!"
She says, "I know you're not, I just need my husband's teeth back!"
What happens when dentists remove braces?
Their trousers fall down.
What's the difference between mass and weight?
Mass is where Catholics go on Sunday, and weight is where sundaes go on Catholics.
(From a poster on the ceiling in my dentists office)
What's a dentists favorite time of day?
Tooth-Hurty
Why are dentists usually always male?
Because they like to be in other peoples mouths.
What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?
Molar opposites.
9/10 dentists recommend good dental hygiene...
The other dentist is from England.
Why don't dentists display their awards?
Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.
Why do only 9/10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste?
The last dentist is busy killing a lion
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If dentists make money of of bad teeth...
...Why should I trust a product 4 out of 5 of them recommend
Why do 4/5 dentists recommend crest?
The fifth is too busy killing lions.
Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?
Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions
Why do SJWs hate dentists?
Because they want to make teeth straight and white.
Why are dentists really good hackers?
Because they always get root access.
Why there should be a February 30th
So dentists can have a day to celebrate
Did you hear about the gay Irish Dentists?
Ben Dover and Phil Mcavity!
Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?
They hate plaque buildup.
Which doctors suffer the highest rates of depression and suicide?
Dentists.
They are down in the mouth all day.
Did you know 9 out of 10 dentists recommend chewing gum?
In other news, a dentist has recently been found dead in his apartment.
Not going back to that one
A woman came home and said to her husband, "I don't like Dr. Farnsworth and I'm never going back there again. He make me take off all my clothes for the examination."
Her husband said, "Well, what's wrong with that, isn't it routine?"
She replied, "I don't think so, none of my other dentists ever did it."
Did you know that dentists use freezing when taking out teeth?
It's the cold hard tooth!
Why don't progressives go to the dentist?
Because dentists like everything straight and white.
Why do Nazis like dentists?
Because they prefer whites
Did you know that 4 out of 5 dentists agree that they have a high suicide rate?
I don't know what the 5th one said, she killed herself.
Why do dentists make the worst TSA agents?
They're always trying to do a cavity search
Dentists are a lot like the United States
Everyone hates them until they need them.
Where are the best elephant dentists?
Tuscaloosa.
Hey baby, call me Colgate
Because 9 out of 10 dentists recommend me in your mouth.
Why do social justice warriors hate dentists?
Because they make teeth straight and white.
My dentist said that my gag reflex was much more sensitive than my wife's.
I didn't think anything of it at the time. Later, I realized it was super weird, because we go to different dentists.
4 out of 5 dentists say brushing alone is not enough.
That's why I do it on crowded subway cars.
Be kind to your dentists
They have fillings too
9 out of 10 dentists who have cleaned Ajit Pai's teeth recommend....
4 out of 5 Dentists are becoming concerned about the impact of the current presidency on tooth enamel health
You never know when one of his tweets will Make America Grate Again.
A new study shows 4 out of 5 dentists recommend...
That people stop using the other guy.
Dentists are racist and homophobic.
They want to make your teeth white and straight.
What do dentists and gynecologists have in common?
They both start by saying "open wide!"
4 out of 5 dentists recommend sugarless gum
But 5 out of 6 recommend Russian roulette
How many Dentists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
9 out of 10 Dentists recommend you do it yourself.
Why don't liberals like dentists?
Because dentists make teeth straight and white.
10 out of 10 doctors reccommend for children to drink soda instead of water
They're all dentists
New studies show
That 9 out of 10 dentists is 1
If dentists believed they had to journey across America to whiten people's teeth...
Would it be called Manifest Crest-iny?
9/10 dentists recommend Colgate is a lie
Coz 9/11 dentists are already dead
Dentists across the country are going on strike.
Brace yourself.
My dentists office is called "Two Thirty Dental"
Because you go there when your tooth hurty.
A group of nagging dentists discovered and new chemical element.
It's called Phlosphorus.
Blonde to dentist: "What have you stopped for?"
Dentist: "Sorry, I've run out of gas."
Blonde: "Oh no, please don't tell me dentists use that line too!"
What is a holiday destination recommended by dentists?
Fluorida
If 2020 is not bad enough already, I've just read about dentists planning a national strike next month
Brace yourselves.
When my dentist reminded me about my husband's sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed and laughed about it for a while, but then it hit me....
We have different dentists...
Every new McDonald's creates 40 new jobs.
20 dentists and 20 heart surgeons.
If dentists make all their money from bad teeth...
....why should we use toothpaste that 8 out of 10 dentists recommend.
How do dentists pay for their lawyers?
Retainers
Why do dentists never lie
Because the tooth always comes out
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